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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
 

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
 

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge!
 

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
 

Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry

Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.
 

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"
 

SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football

SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football evrynite.DR:den take dese medicine frm 2nite S:can i start frm tomrow b'coz 2nite will b d finals...
 

Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre.

Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. S2: what is it? S1: its 4 stars (****) S2: haha ur wrong. its 2356!
 

Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga

Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Srdr-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murgi le gai. Sardar-Isda dimag kithe hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar siYaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade
 

Sardar's friend gave him a gun on wedding

Sardar's friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin,shoot her if not.Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd.
 

Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs 20 lottery

Sardar wins 20 Crore from
Rs 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or
else return my 20 Rs back.!
 

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!
 

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
 

Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his

Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup... Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"
 

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking hard.
Sardarni-
Kee sochde ho ji?
Sardar-
eh Star TV waalean nu kiive pta chalda hai ke-
"U R watching StarTV ! ".
 

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo.
 

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.
 

Sardar return home after drinking and says to

Sardar return home after drinking and says to his wife in romantic mood, darling aaj kuch aisa karo ki kadam zameen par na pade...Wife says:--- Ve moya faansi lai le.
 

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
 

Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI

Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI hai kya? WARDEN NE PUCHA-Aage kya lagati hai? SARDAR-Abhi ka to pata nahi, 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi.
 

Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in

Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in dictionary, reads-that's wat u r carrying in ur hand STUPID. He looks 4d meaning of STUPID,reads-oye sardar,tu pher!
 

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i'm nt involved."
wife replied,"I'm pregnant."
 
 
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