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Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara
 

Sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2

Sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash hands but starts washing the basin!
Manager:Sir,What are u doing?
Sardar: U have written here
"WashBasin!"
 

Sardar declares: . . . I will never marry

Sardar declares:
. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
 

Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note

Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note saying "parking fine" he writes a note and sticks it 2 the pole "thanks 4 d compliment"...
 

Sardar at bar in NewYork. Man on his

Sardar at bar in NewYork.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single" Man on his left says"Peter Scotch single" Sardar says:-
"Baljit Singh Married!"...!
 

Santa:yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti

Santa:yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti ha,banta: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.
 

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi beeji nu le jao.
 

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan.

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!
 

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
 

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!
 

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...
 

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta-SUNNY DEOL ki maa ki.... Santa-woh kaise? Banta- kyonki woh nikla gaddi le ke!
 

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? Banta- Gold ring de de Santa- koi badi cheez bata Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
 

Santa talking on cell. Banta: kis se baat kar

Santa talking on cell. Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se..... Banta: itne... pyar se....? santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!
 

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING. His

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING.
His son call doc.
Doc ask d boy wat happend? son-Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu savere da "VIBRATION" te lagya hoya hai
 

Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My

Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600"
 

Santa ne ek board padha, "Likhne wala Brilliant,

Santa ne ek board padha, "Likhne wala Brilliant, Padhne wala Gadha." Santa becomes hot. He rub board & writes, "Likhnewala Gadha Padhne wala Brilliant..!!"
 

Santa is driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.

Santa is driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. While driving he puts his hand on her knee. She says 'u can go further.' He drives to Shimla!
 

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...
 

Santa dials a number and a girl recieves his

Santa dials a number and a girl recieves his call.
santa:who is this? girl:main SEETA.
Santa: main ta Ludhiana keta se ahe ta Ayudhya mil gaya....
 

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..
 

Santa 2Ali-Tum log Namaj k waqt hath upar kyu

Santa 2Ali-Tum log Namaj k waqt hath upar kyu karte ho?Ali-khuda se 2waqt ki Roti mangte hai. Santa-Fir Gand upar karke kya Daal dalwate ho
 
 
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