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Punjabi SMS

Ques:- Sardar ji, how can you kill a Lion?

Ques:- Sardar ji, how can you kill a Lion?
Sardar:- Very simple ji, first I will drink poison and then I'll let the Lion eat me. Bolo ta ra ra ra!
 

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A:

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
 

Prince nu shaunk sardari da, sports gaddi wich

prince nu shaunk sardari da, sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
 

Pledge ofPunjabi boys -Punjab is our

Pledge ofPunjabi boys
-Punjab is our nation
-Drinking is our profesion.- Every day is celebration.To hell with education..Because CANADA is our destination
 

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"
 

Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
 

Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
 

PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK

PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA, RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DA JE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA
 

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaim
 

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice!
 

Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe

Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave, Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke, ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu karna zaruri ho jave..
 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda.
 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
 

Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye

Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde
 

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora rang

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora rang nahi saada dil ta ohna de naal hai par oh saade sang nahi
 

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi
 

Oh 22 mitro sada ta ohi haal aa, murgey di daal

oh 22 mitro sada ta ohi haal aa, murgey di daal aa, bottal naal aa, te dabbi ch kala maal aa, sade layi taan har din hi nawa saal aa, tusi sunaao tuhada ki kheyaal aa .
 

No visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no

no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls... I'm worried... Sohneo,
viah ta ni kra leya kitey?~@
 

No visits... no calls..~. no

no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?~
 

Nire Ishq Te Tand Nahi Paye Assa... Charkhariya

Nire Ishq Te Tand Nahi Paye Assa... Charkhariya Te V Chare Hoe aa...Sir Deke Jitho Di Fees Lagdi... Assi Ohna Schoola Wicho Pade Hoe Aa....Lok Chanah(Chinab) Wich Sada hi Rahe Tarde... Assa Lahoo Ander Laiya Taria Ne...Sanu Aiwe Nahi Log SARDAAR Kehnde..
 

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara

Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
 

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara

Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya
 
 
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