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Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye, Ni tu

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye
 

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye, Ni tu

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye
 

News:petrol mehnga ho gaya.. SARDAR ji

News:petrol mehnga ho gaya..
SARDAR ji bole,"sanu ki fark penda hai,asi pehla v100 da pavande c hun v 100 da pavan ge"
 

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas! Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA'!!
 

Muskrahat tumhi se milti hai, dard ki

muskrahat tumhi se milti hai,
dard ki rahat bhi tumhi se milti hai,
roothna kabhi mat dost humse,
hume jeene ki chahat bhi tumhi se milti hai....
 

Msg: Bari barsi katan geya si khat k leyandi

Msg: Bari barsi katan geya si khat k leyandi khajoor.
O huzur 13 13 13 SuroooR.....
 

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.
 

Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.

Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha.
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari.
Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya SariBy
 

Meri Akal Nu Hadd Na Labb Sakii, Teria Rehmata

Meri Akal Nu Hadd Na Labb Sakii, Teria Rehmata Bhari Shoukeengi Dii..Teri Daat Parbat Jidi Hai Atte, Sadi Katt Aaukaat Mahingi Dii...Sari Umer Tera Hi Ditta Varteya Main. Fer V Bani Na Surt Adheengi Dii...Koi Panna Nahi Teria Baksheesha Da Dateya, Koi Had
 

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya ohde

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon
 

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya ohde

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya shhankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoonBy
 

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya ohde

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon
 

Mere Muh te kafan na pana, Mainu adat hai

Mere Muh te kafan na pana,
Mainu adat hai Muskuraan di
Mianu mitti che na dabana,
Mainu umeed hai kisi de aan di.
 

MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........ JAD

MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE........
JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,
UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE.......
EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE
BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE
JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE..........
 

Mehek ishq di ghat nahi hundi.. ehde naal

Mehek ishq di ghat nahi hundi.. ehde naal zindagi khatam nahi hundi saath hove je zindagi dostan da te zindagi zanat to ghat nahi hundi!!!
 

Maut te vi sannu yakeen, Unna te vi

Maut te vi sannu yakeen,
Unna te vi Aitbaar ae,
Dekho pehle kaon aaye,
Dona da intezaar ae
 

Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi?
 

Marjaavan gay tuvanoo manan

marjaavan gay tuvanoo manan vaaste
 

Maran to baad ki hoyega, Chehre ton kafan

Maran to baad ki hoyega,
Chehre ton kafan uthe ke dekhin,
Labaan te tera hi naam hoyega
 

Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi, Manya

Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi, Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi, Per E na samjhana ki sannu kisi naal PYAAR nahi, Kismat ne sab kuchh ditta mainu...... Par ditta mera O yaar nahi
 

Man:Sardarji where were u born? Sardar:PUNJAB

Man:Sardarji where were u born? Sardar:PUNJAB Man:which part? Sardar:oye,part part kya kar raha hai,WHOLE BODY was born in Punjab
 

Man asks sardar, "Apko logon ne kyon

Man asks sardar,
"Apko logon ne kyon mara?"
Sardar says,
"Arre yar mera photo bus mein gir gaya tha. Maine kaha Madam zara sari upar karna photo lena hai"
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