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Mainu lagya ki mainu tainu bol dena chahida hai,

Mainu lagya ki mainu tainu bol dena chahida hai, Phir ki hoya ki mere dostaan ne vi mainu insist kitta ki main bol dawaan, Tahin main bol rahya haan." TU BADA TANG KARDA HAIN YAAR MAINU
 

Main haal ohna da puch baitha, chup kar k kolon

Main haal ohna da puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne; Meri sochan de vich raat gayi, khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne
 

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha, chup kar

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne; Meri sochan de vich raat gayi, khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne............plz be mine
 

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne.. assi ishq

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe
 

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne.. assi ishq

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe
 

Log muhabat ko khuda ka naam dete hain,

log muhabat ko khuda ka naam dete hain,
agar koi kare to iljaam dete hain,
kehte hain pathar dil kabhi roeya nahi karte,
to pahaaro se jharne kio bha karte hain.....?
 

Labhdae ha sahara, sahara nahi labhda ek

labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda.
 

Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin, RAJNI

Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin,
RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi,
Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange,
Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange,Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin,RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin
 

Kuri: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar

Kuri: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye pardi di.
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@?w@?e*?(p+>i*Le Hun padh di reh !
 

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
 

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
 

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda
 

Koi majburi nai,dil kare te yaad kari,

koi majburi nai,dil kare te yaad kari,
rishteyan di bheed ton fursat mile te yaad kari,
hai dua ke hove har khushi tenu nasib,
fir vi je akh teri bhar aave tan yaad kari.
 

Koi gam de pave parchave na, jis nagri

Koi gam de pave parchave na,
jis nagri yaar vasde ne,
sanu rona de k umran da, bhaven oh khid khid hasde ne,
Asin mangde haan sukh una da,
jinha jholi hanju paye ne,
na roko ajj ron deo,
meinu yaar chete aye ne...
 

Koi dil se bura nahi hota, waqt jo bewafa

Koi dil se bura nahi hota,
waqt jo bewafa nahi hota,
uske halat bure hote hai,
aadmi khud bura nahi hota.....
 

Kisi k pyer mein gehri chot khai hai,

kisi k pyer mein gehri chot khai hai,
wafa se pehle he bewafai pai hai,
log to dua mangte hain is haal me marne ki,
par hum ne us ki yaadon mein jeene ki kasam khai hai....
 

Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe, Ek

Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main honda vi kevain tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichhe
 

Kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh

kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh jaandi ae
ohndi meri yaari waali ghazal adhori reh jandi ae
adher odher diya gallaaN wich saara waila lang janda ae
kehen gaye saaN jairhi gal oh gal adhoori reh jandi a
 

Ki tusin ajj shamm nu mere naal Pyaar kar sakde

Ki tusin ajj shamm nu mere naal Pyaar kar sakde ho ?
Main ek achhe mood che haan shaam nu.
Bus ek Pyaar di jhappi te bahut sari Pappi,
jara Jaldi jawaab deyo.
Tuhada Apna
MOSQUITO
 

Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde

Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos
te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!
 

Khuda se Maine ek dua maangi, Dua main

Khuda se Maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda NE kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi....
 

Khirki khuli, julfen udi, socha husan e yaar ka

Khirki khuli, julfen udi, socha husan e yaar ka deedar tha, par julfen hati to kismat footi, KYOKI WO TO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA.
 
 
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