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Punjabi SMS

Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi,

jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi,
mere paav me zanjir nazar aayi,
gir padhe aansu aankho se,
or har ek aansu me aapki tasveer nazar aayi....
 

Isque agg da oh bhamber, jehra sulag sulag ke

Isque agg da oh bhamber, jehra sulag sulag ke machda ae.Tera yaadan de jad hawa pendi aa mera bujya dil sarda ae.Tenu ki dassan yaar mere, kinna dil tenu milan nu karda ae.Eh Bikram tenu ki dase ki oh kina tere te mardaa ae
 

Ishq..da..surma..ro..ro..khurna..raas..kise..nu..a

Ishq..da..surma..ro..ro..khurna..raas..kise..nu..aave yaari..tan..har..koi..la..lainda..koi..virla..tod..chadave
 

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina

ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda
 

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina

ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda
mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda
ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda
 

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di ishq

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda
 

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di ishq

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda
 

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde, par koi

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
 

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
 

Ishq bande di jaat o loko, Te yaari bande

Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek
 

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room &

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed.
How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SANTA: very simple.
Stop imagining.
 

Ik var ek amli radio theek karwan gaya,Mechanic

Ik var ek amli radio theek karwan gaya,Mechanic ne dekhke keha k eh ta theek hai per mausam khrab hai,is krke ni chalda.
Amli:aa chak 100 rupe mausam nava pa..
 

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
 

Ik sardar dukan te KACHHE lain gaya.. Sardar 2

Ik sardar dukan te KACHHE lain gaya.. Sardar 2 dukandar-aa Kachha kine da? Dukandar-Ji 450 da Sardar-Yar partywear nahi casual wear dikha na!
 

If 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it means MENU HOR VI KUM NE
 

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
 

Husn jachda nahi shingar bina Zindagi

Husn jachda nahi shingar bina
Zindagi narak hai tere pyaar bina
Assi pal-pal jinde Assi pal-pal marde
Sadda ji nahi lagda sade yaar bina.....
 

How do u make a sardar laugh on saturday? Tell

How do u make a sardar laugh on saturday? Tell him a joke on
wednesday.
 

Hissab rakhiyain kehre kehre wadyaan da je

Hissab rakhiyain kehre kehre wadyaan da
je ik tuteya hoye ta dassiyain,
pyar ta shayad ohna ne v kitta
par kehre kehre yaar ta naam dasiye
 

HELLO EVERYBODY HOW R U SADI KHARIYAT NA POOCHO

HELLO EVERYBODY HOW R U SADI KHARIYAT NA POOCHO PER TUSI APNI TAY DASO, PUL HI GAY HO SANO CHALO KOI GHAL NAHI KHUSH RHO APNAY KHARCHAY TAY NEENDRAN PURIYAN KARO, TA RUB RAKHA...:)
 

Heeerai di pehchan jahwaari nu hundi ai, paaki

heeerai di pehchan jahwaari nu hundi ai, paaki kanak di khushi ik kishan nu hi hundi a, sohni cheej nu jehra sohni na kahve, ohnu aandro aandri jallaan vi jaroor hundi ai, hun ehdi khubsurti bare main dass kee kahan, menu tan ehdan jaape jidhan Hazeena am
 

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
 
 
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