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Punjabi SMS

Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare

Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
 

Labhdae ha sahara, sahara nahi

labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
 

Press down 5 times to become

Press down 5 times to become sweet...
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Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...
 

Jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.

jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
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o tay miss call e ho jandi a
 

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR IS

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR
IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA
ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA
KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA
 

Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi

Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai
 

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC H LO,

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC
H LO, CHAN BOORA WAICH LO, PLASTICK DIAN TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOO KUCH WE WAICH LO CHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO
 

Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
 

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
 

Sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich Copoy

sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
 

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
 

Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu pyar

Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu pyar chuke haan..
Tenu teri pasand da mile saathi, asi ta koshisha kar himmat haar chuke haan...
 

Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata

Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy,
Kity tor k nibhawyn tenu tad pata lagy,
Jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,
Kisy dukhi nu sunawayn tenu tad pata lagy.
 

Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho

Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia,
Jo dity nay tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia,
Tu jaaan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menu
Hun Ohna galaan nu pulana Okha ho gia.
 

Dost hon-te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi

Dost hon-te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi hai,
Dost na hon-te mehfill vi shamshaan hundi ay,
Sara khed te dosti da aay, nai te Janaza te Baraat....
ik samaaan hundi ayy.
 
 

I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7)

I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney
I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan
 

Punjabi Translation: Mano

Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
 

Tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,

tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,
saade dil wich yaari tairi hai,
tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe ,
sanun onin umar bathairi hai.
 

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra
 

Dil kare Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan

Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
 

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
 

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya
 
 
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