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Punjabi SMS

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe
 

Har patthar pe likhu I MISS YOU, aur woh

Har patthar pe likhu I MISS YOU,
aur woh har patthar aapko maru,
taki aapko yeh ehsaas to ho ki
aapki YAAD kitna dard deti hai..
 

Hanju tere niklan te akh meri rove Dhadkan

Hanju tere niklan te akh meri rove
Dhadkan teri hove te dil mera hove
Khuda kare yaari saadi inni changi hove By Rajni
Saah tere rukkan te maut meri hove
 

Hanera gama da na kadi hath laye tenu,

hanera gama da na kadi hath laye tenu,
fullan vaang khuda har pal mehkaye tenu,
asi ta ehi dua karde ha har pal,
ke umar sadi vi hun lag jaye tenu....
 

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde,

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde...
 

Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware

Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jange. . .
kyonKi
GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .
 

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye pardi di. BoY:??(i=0i>?E?I1i+:e?y#a?>?"e!?>; =*?#
@?w@?e*?(p+>i*Le Hun padhi reh!
 

GallaaN gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta

GallaaN gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta
Asai taaN sochdE si ki surkh bullaaN da lishkara hai
je kar gusse naal vi takde ne
taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyara hai.
 

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
 

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Student: "Oye,pataka !
 

Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi, Taan mar ke vikha

Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi, Taan mar ke vikha dinde.. Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi, Dil cheer ke dikha dinde. ..
 

Ek tusin sharmaande vi bahut ho, Doosra tusin

Ek tusin sharmaande vi bahut ho, Doosra tusin Itraande vi bahut ho, Dil te karda hai ki tuhanu dinner te le jaawaan, But ki karaan kambakhat tusin khaande vi bahut ho.
 

Ek sardar k peeche ek kutta pada tha vo pareshan

Ek sardar k peeche ek kutta pada tha vo pareshan ho k sochne laga ki saala card toh 'airtel' ka dalvaya tha to phir network 'hutch' ka kyon aa raha hai!!
 

EK sardar Indian Flag lene shop par gaya, Flag

EK sardar Indian Flag lene shop par gaya, Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala pagal ho gaya, Guess what? Isme aur colour dikhao..!!
 

Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan

Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye." 2nd Sardar: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..!
 

Ek mitha jeha ehsaas hua si hune hune, Ki tusin

Ek mitha jeha ehsaas hua si hune hune, Ki tusin yaad kitta si hune hune ?
Tuhanu mile Zamana hoya mainu par lagda hai ki mainu mil ke gaye ho hune hune
 

Ek c Raja..... Ek c Rani...... Dono mar

Ek c Raja..... Ek c Rani...... Dono mar gye,khatm khani.
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thalle hun ki dead bodies lab rahe ho.
 

Ek bar santa singh apni car me batery lagvane

Ek bar santa singh apni car me batery lagvane gaye.
Dukandar ne pucha sardarji Exide ('ik-side') ki laga du. Santaji bole kyo dusri side di tera baapu lagauu??
 

E Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul, E

E Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon...
 

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho, Hum

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.
 

Dilla chhad de tu vi khyaal ohda tere naal

Dilla chhad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhhaliya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
 

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda tere naal

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
 
 
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