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Punjabi SMS

Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye, Kisi di

Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,
Kisi di yaad chakhian ron tan ki kariye,
Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,
Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye
 

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
 

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan Dil

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,
usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,
hanju ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,
par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
 

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
 

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava teri

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
 

Dil daulat hai teri jithe marzi kharach lavi, eh

Dil daulat hai teri jithe marzi kharach lavi, eh jaan yaaran di jithe marzi varat lavi. Mainu pata teri pahunch Khuda tak hai per je mushkil pe jaye taan yaar nu parakh lavin
 

Dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi)

dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi) By
 

Dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in

dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi)
 

Deedar tere nu asin tarasde haan Tainu ki

Deedar tere nu asin tarasde haan
Tainu ki pata kinna tere layi tadapde haan Tere dil di gal tere hothaan rahi padhde haan Tu haje vi puchhda hain,ki tainu kinna pyaar karde haan?
 

Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL

Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR
 

De khushi, jo naal anjaam tak jawe. Ja

De khushi, jo naal anjaam tak jawe.
Ja fir gam de ena, ki khushi di aas muk jawe.
Kol na v aa mere eh teri marji,
Par door ena vi na ja, ke eh saath tut jawe.
 

China has a Great Deewaar,

China
has a
Great
Deewaar,
Russia
has a
Communist
Sarkaar,
America
has a
Powerful
Radar,
But!
Beware World!
Because
Only India
has the
POWER OF
SARDAR....
 

Charkha mera rangla vich sohne diya mekha, Ve

Charkha mera rangla vich sohne diya mekha, Ve mei tenu yaad karra jad charkhe val vekha.
 

Chan chandni Milde har rati, Sade nasebaan vich

Chan chandni Milde har rati, Sade nasebaan vich kyon vichhore ne,Mainu inz jappe hun sajna ve, Din sadde vi bus thore ne
 

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna aive

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
 

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna aive

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
aive log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
 

Chad jande ne sooli ashiq aashqi nibhan

chad jande ne sooli ashiq aashqi nibhan layee....
tu ik wari han tan kar de....
Mar ke vi vapis aa jangey,
ik tera pyaar paun layee!!!
 

Beautiful Girl"A sardar saw a beautiful girl.

Beautiful Girl"A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....
 

Barsaat ki raat ek bhigi ladki bhiga badan bhige

Barsaat ki raat ek bhigi ladki bhiga badan bhige bal bhige hont usse nazrein mili dekh kar SARDAR ke dil ne kaha kal ye100% bimaar Hogi
 

Bantasingh: oye tu har sms do bar kyu

Bantasingh:
oye tu har sms do bar kyu bhejta hai? Santasingh:
kyuki tuje ek forward karna ho to dusra tere pass to rahe!!!
 

Banta : how did u get a new car. Santa : girl

Banta : how did u get a new car. Santa : girl drove me 2 beach tuk off her clothes & said : take what u want & i tuk car. Banta : gud tu kapdo ka kya karta
 

Bakri chari pahar tey,bakri chari pahar

bakri chari pahar tey,bakri chari pahar tey,dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.
 
 
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