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Punjabi SMS

Ae chann chamakana chhad vi de, Teri chandni

Ae chann chamakana chhad vi de, Teri chandni sanu satandi ae. Tere varga hai usda chehra, Tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aundi ae
 

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de teri chandni

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae
 

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de teri chandni

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae
 

Addi raat nu dil di dehlija utte Ek supna

Addi raat nu dil di dehlija utte
Ek supna aan khlo janda
aa behnde ho sarane tussi
sona mushkil ho janda
pyar tere da durd ve sajna
meri nari nari toh janda
RAB de soh tno pyar main ni karda
ae ta appe aap ho janda
 

Ab Kuchh bhi karlo, ab yeh desh

Ab Kuchh bhi
karlo, ab yeh
desh SMS k bina
nahi chalegaa. SMS bole to S= Sardar
M= Manmohan
S= Singh.!!!
 

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea, Zindgi

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,
ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash "oh" vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.
 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
 

Aag baal ke tandur garam kita, Kach bhan ke

Aag baal ke tandur garam kita, Kach bhan ke chakna chur kita, Aag lag jave unhan majburiyan nu, Jinhe sanu tere toh dur kita.
 

Aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye sun meri te

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah
 

Aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye sun meri te

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah
 

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.
 

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.
While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.
She smiled & said-
u can go further... He drove to Chandigarh!
 

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
 

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
 

A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He

A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got frustrated and said."iski to .... aaj-kal murge bhi condom use karte hai...."
 

A Sardaji standing below a tube light with an

A Sardaji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.......... why?....... why?........ why?......... coz Doctor said 'Aaj LIGHT hi khana' ;)
 

A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar

A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar thought! Thought, thought thought and then reply oye khote pehle DATE OF BIRTH to bata
 

A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as

A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as shopkeeper.Laddy,"sardar ji LIPTON di CHAAH haigi ?" Sardar,"mainu ta ni haigi je Tuhannu hai ta LIPAT jao.
 

A knok on door sardar: kon hai! A

A knok on door
sardar: kon hai!
A person out side door: mein hun!
sardar: kamal hai
andar bhi mein hi hun..
 

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
 

5 hi-tech sardar inventions: Waterproof towel.

5 hi-tech sardar inventions: Waterproof towel.
Solar powerd torch.
Book on how to read.
Pedal powerd wheelchair.
Umbrella with holes to see its raining or not.
 
 
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