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5 great people of India: 1.Gandhi- Jo hun

5 great people of India:
1.Gandhi- Jo hun bachya nhi
2.Vajpai-Jo hun kum da nhi
3.Aishwarya-Jo apne vas di nahi.
Baki bache aapan dono, so keep in touch.
 

2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.

2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?
 

1st sardar: "Lahore is best city. ALL FREE- pik

1st sardar: "Lahore is best city. ALL FREE- pik up, drop, food, drink, hotel, even SEX" 2nd sardar: "When did u go?" 1st: "Not me, my wife went. She told me"
 

1postman Barish me sardar k ghar Letter dene

1postman Barish me sardar k ghar Letter dene gya.
P'man ne bell bjai,
andr se sardar nikla Or p'man se bola"tussi barish wich kuo aae,letter post kar dinde"
 

19 Sardars went 4 a film. On asking them "Why

19 Sardars went 4 a film. On asking them "Why they came in a Big Group of 19?" They replied that "The film was for ABOVE 18"
 

12sardar 12car mein 12bajke 12min 12sec mein

12sardar 12car mein 12bajke 12min 12sec mein 12vi gali k 12ve theater mein konsi film dhekhne gaye honge? ? ? WAQT HAMARA HAI..
 

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory.
 

......Baddlo ena na barso ke bhijj jaan

......Baddlo ena na barso
ke bhijj jaan kapde meri sarkar de...
jine kadi tinka vi na chukya hove
chukne paen paunche salwar de
 

. Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi

. Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi, Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi, Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi, Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi...!
 

+''"+. Rehna hai

+''"+. Rehna hai
+''"+.+''"+.
TUHADE
+''"+.+"''+.
+ +
"+. Dil .+"

+""+.+""+.
+ CHE +
"+. .+"
"+"
 

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
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"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
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./.>
 

______/ dil di kashti koi nai dob sakda pavain

______/ dil di kashti koi nai dob sakda pavain tofan aan es wasste aende te sawar hon to pehlan achi tarahan soch lao!!!!!!!!!
 

Zama msg zi lgya dy pata na khar sakhy ya

zama msg zi lgya dy pata na khar sakhy ya zanawar sakhy...agar khar dy no delet ki ba..agar zanawar dy no read ki ba(pushto sms)
 

Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy,Kity

Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy,Kity tor k nibhawyn tenu tad pata lagy,Jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,Kisy dukhi nu sunawayn tenu tad pata lagy.
 

Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia,Jo dity

Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia,Jo dity nay tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia,Tu jaaan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menu Hun Ohna galaan nu pulana Okha ho gia.
 

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na,
 

Wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,

wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,lagda a jidon dard dil nu,othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a.
 

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY....
 

Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat Karoon

Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat Karoon Kici Ki Bat ChalyMain Tumhari Bat Karoon.
 

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,Tenu ishqe de wall

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan, Tenu patt da mass khavavan main.
 

Tu lakh bhula ke vekh lai Asin yaari fer v

Tu lakh bhula ke vekh lai Asin yaari fer v nibhavange Tu paani pee-pee vekh lai Asin hirchki ban-ban awange!
 

Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun

Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya.. ..
 
 
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