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Too Nae aayya tere yad aaye,, tera vada yar

Too Nae aayya tere yad aaye,, tera vada yar wafaa kar gae, taino milan di tangh pal pal maino mera aman sakon tabah kar gae,booha nenan dar kharkeya kaae varii main samghya asar dua kar gae, jad kholya dar tay kugh v nahii, saday nal mazak hawa kar gae.
 

Teri umar ki lambi m,ala man so lakh moti or

teri umar ki lambi m,ala man so lakh moti or jadan........tuja jitni kushian ab mili han is se dugni or milan......
 

Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch, Ik zindagi

Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch, Ik zindagi adhoori ch, Roshni di Ik kiran jhalki disdi hai,O YAARA tu jithon lang jaave, Uthon di ta mithi v vikdi hai.
 

Tere nashy ich dooby rehn noo jee karda Ey,Tere

Tere nashy ich dooby rehn noo jee karda Ey,Tere khiyalan bina saddi raat ki guzry din nahein guzarda ey,Muqqadar naaal jay tussi mill jao,phair kon daroo da ghut bharda Ey ?
 

Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada

Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada intezar aaja..Je lahni e yarri tu GOGNA nal,Sade samne tu ik baar aaja...
 

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan Tare waal waal

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan Tare waal waal wich jounIddy soony pair ne tare Te Hathiee Jidda moun.
 

Talli thalle milan da wada ohne keeta si jithe

Talli thalle milan da wada ohne keeta si jithe ohne talli dassi oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso mera ki kasoor a.....?
 

Sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich Copoy Akhbar di

sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich Loya Lailan Vaich Teen DabbaVaich Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich Par... Maino msg Phaij.
 

Sone de boot * chandi de tasme I love you *

sone de boot * chandi de tasme I love you * Allah di kasme.
 

Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain

Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi,
Jada nahi do pal he sahi.........Rajni ! athru Tu vi te bahondi hovain gi
 

Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu

Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu pyar chuke haan..Tenu teri pasand da mile saathi, asi ta koshisha kar himmat haar chuke haan...
 

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle thoda ro lain dai

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle thoda ro lain dai shayad aa javae tera supna thoda so lain dai. zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai.
 

Saada chan jeha yaar apni chamak gawave na

Saada chan jeha yaar apni chamak gawave na Phullan jeha chehra ohda kadi murjhave na Ohdi akh vichhon hanju kadi dulle na Manga Rabb ton dua oh sannu kadi bhulle na!
 

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,keeti

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.
 

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de.
 

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,koi dukh tere nere

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,hor ki dua manga rabb to,tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
 

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,Hath nu

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.
 

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,kise nu

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
 

Punjabi Translation: 'Mano Billi, Mano

Punjabi Translation: 'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?''Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si''Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?''Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
 

Press down 5 times to become sweet...1

Press down 5 times to become sweet...1
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Tusi v ne?Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...
 

Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,Ke es dil

Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai. prince nu shaunk sardari da, sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da ishq kita tai fer sikhar char
 

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR IS PANI NU KOI HOR

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA.
 
 
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