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Pakha chalda hawa deinda,pakha chalda hawa

pakha chalda hawa deinda,pakha chalda hawa deinda,na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha Ahmad.
 

Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh aas,chak

Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh aas,chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,Rabb karuga paas!!!
 

Oh saanu yaad kare na kare Saanu rehnda har waqt

Oh saanu yaad kare na kare Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda.... Koi Kehnda Khand Mithi,Koi Kehnda Gur Mitha,Koi Kehnda Gulab de phul mithe,Par jine kiti parkh kul mithean di oh kehnda,Mashook de bul mithe.
 

O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu

O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab kare tenu kire pain, Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille. Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa, Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi, Jane Jigar Jane Tamana, Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana, J
 

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba Ajeeb tuhada style hai

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba Ajeeb tuhada style hai Msg kadi karna nahi Rolla paya sadde kol Mobile hai.
 

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari......
 

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
 

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya.
 

Mainu yaar-yaar karde

Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,...........................................hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayan
 

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa...Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne...Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne.....
 

Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare, Asin aapni

Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare, Asin aapni kahani kyon dassiye?
Kahaniyaan taan banangiyaan saddi mout pichhon, Asin aapni jubani kyon dassiye?
 

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC H LO, CHAN BOORA

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC H LO, CHAN BOORA WAICH LO, PLASTICK DIAN TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOO KUCH WE WAICH LO CHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO.
 

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE MERE KARMAAN

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE.
 

Labhdae ha saahi labhda gva dai samunder vich

labhdae ha saahi labhda gva dai samunder vich khavhara,sahara nahi labhda ek vari milya o dobara na main gotae mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda.
 

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Jad

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi
Pata nahi kyon saare shak karde ne mere te Jad koi sukya phul meri kitaab vich milda hi nahi Pyaar te bahut kardi si us nu Par ki karaan o pathar-dil pighalda hi nahi
 

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?Munda: Haan Sharaab?Haan Drugs?Haan Jua?Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?Munda: Haanji, HIV+
 

Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da Koi kehnda RABB

Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da Koi kehnda RABB badnasibaan da par tainu paa ke Bikram, main kehndiRABB mere varge khushnasibaan da.
 

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda.
 

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,Pyaas

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae
 

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.
 

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
 

Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi

Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
 
 
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