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Punjabi SMS

Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,Jisnu

Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
 

Kali-kali nu jod ke phul banda,Fulan-fulan de

Kali-kali nu jod ke phul banda,Fulan-fulan de milan nu bahaar kehnde ne.
Dil-dil nu jod ke rooh bandi, Roohan-roohan de milan nu pyaar kehnde ne!
 

Kalam tutdi nahi Seyahi mukdi nahi Nahion

Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
 

Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi Lehraan

Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi Lehraan to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi
Bina akhian de kise da didaar nahi hunda La ke shartaan kise naal pyaar nahi hunda.
 

Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi ek pal na kade

Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi ek pal na kade bhulaya assi bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai mein taaz banava kidae laie meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai.
 

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....Te o sadde ton

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.Je maut ton baad payar muk janada.....Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.
 

Je rusya yaar hi mann jaave, Phir Rabb nu manna

Je rusya yaar hi mann jaave, Phir Rabb nu manna ke ki laina? Je yaar ne saanu takna ni, Roop sheeshe nu vikha ke ki laina? Je hosh bhulayaan yaar mile, Taan hosh che aake ki laina?Je yaar ne saanu nakaar ditta, Phir asin vi jee ke ki laina? Je yaar ne hi
 

Je gal usde pyar di hove, koi ik aakhe main 5

Je gal usde pyar di hove, koi ik aakhe main 5 dassan...Je gal mere intzar di hove,
koi din aakhe main saal dassan... Je gal usde wishwas di hove,koi dil aakhe main rabb dassan... Je gal mere dard di hove,koi rovve te main jor jor hassan..
 

Jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo.
 

Jagtay rehna meray tay na rehna,agar tusi jaag

jagtay rehna meray tay na rehna,agar tusi jaag rahay ho tay sow jaow,agar sow raah ho ta jaag jaow, naitay a sms tahanu appu jaaga laow ga
 

Jad meri chita balegi tai aasma laal hovaega

jad meri chita balegi tai aasma laal hovaega tussi khafan chuk kai vekhna hotha tai twada hi na hovaega.
 

Iven rus ke na sathon mukh mod soneya Sadda tere

Iven rus ke na sathon mukh mod soneya Sadda tere ton bagair keda hor soneya Uthe hundi hai umeed jithe zor soneya Tainu meri nai par mainu teri lod soneya.
 

I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney Farmer

I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan.
 

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na Sochaan

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na Sochaan meriyaan che tu ,te bulaave koi na
Tere khayallan de mukaddme che sazaa ho jaye Hove umraan di kaid,te chhudave koi na........
 

Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere

Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa. Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
 

Hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banude se.
 

Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava

Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava baithi Ik bholi jehi surat naal main bin samjhyaan yaari la baithi Phul samajh apnaaya si,kandeyaan ton hath chilva baithi Kuch mitheyaan bolaan khatir,gamaan de rog lava baithi Is ishq de chakraan vich Rabba,
 

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde, Har

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.
 

GIRL Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar

GIRL Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh BOY..Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band.
 

Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan

Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
 

Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda

Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda hai, kafi lok ikhety ho jandey han . sab usnu puchedy han ki ki hoya bhai sahib , tey oh kehnda hai ki, "mein vi hune upro aya va pata nehin ki hoya".
 

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.
 
 
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