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Koi Kehnda Khand Mithi,Koi Kehnda Gur Mitha,Koi Kehnda

Koi Kehnda Khand Mithi,Koi Kehnda Gur Mitha,Koi Kehnda Gulab de phul mithe,
Par jine kiti parkh kul mithean di oh kehnda,
Mashook de bul mithe.
 

Kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe,

kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe,
sach de kore kagaj te ek akbaar main ban jawa,
tu pulle ta teri marji main bhulla te mar jawa...
 

Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di

Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove,
naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove,
kha ke kali nagni
akha vich bahar hove,
hik de jor utte,
banayi sade bapu ne sarkar howe.
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi
CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove
 

Wafa dar wafa kreesa jaan mange see fida

wafa dar wafa kreesa
jaan mange see fida kreesa
zindagi tere he naa kreesa
ik CHUMMY ta de de malang banda haan DUA kreesa
 

SGPC da nawan ailaan: Gurduwareyan

SGPC da nawan ailaan:
Gurduwareyan wich
Rs.5,10,20,50,100,500,1000
de note nhi jane chahide Kyoki ina nota vich Gandhi da sir
Nanga hunda hai,
Bolo tarara
 

Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni, patiala

Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni,
patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ;
-tainu dekh ke mera chhutt janda ,
hath vichon rumal ni kuch hor na samji
-tainu dekh mera khada ho janda,
cycle wich bazar ni kuch hor na samji
-tu karaundi rahi main karda riha, tera intezar ni kuch hor na samjhi.
 

WHO is SARDAR? Veeran de veer yaaran

WHO is SARDAR?

Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is SARDAR...
 

BOY-Scooty te jandi mutiare ni , Akhan matkai jandi

BOY-Scooty te jandi mutiare ni , Akhan matkai jandi ae
Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde aan Tu seat te ghasayi jandi ae!!
GIRL-Bullet te jandea gabrua ve , Muchan chadai janda ae
Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde aan Tu tanky ch fasai janda ae!!
 

Badlo?aina?varso,?ki?pejh?jaan

Badlo?aina?varso,?ki?pejh?jaan?kapde?meri?sarkar?de,?jina?ne?kade
tinka?v?na?chukya?hove,?ohna?nu?chukne?pen?paunche?pataila?shahi
salwar?de........?
 

Na?Rabb?Ne?Janani?Diti, Na

Na?Rabb?Ne?Janani?Diti,
Na?Sutte?Jaffi?Pa?Ke,
Na?Rabb?Ne?Ghoddi?Diti,
Na?Chadde?Latt?Ghuma?Ke,
Dharamraaj?Jado?Lekha?Mangu,
Devange?LUN?Hilla?Ke.?.?.?.
 

Asi?marde?rahe?bhukki?farde?ra

Asi?marde?rahe?bhukki?farde?rahe?,
hath?rakh?ke?jardaa?malde?rahe?,
ro?ro?ke?fenciaan?pee?layeeaan?,
par?burrrraaa?na?kita?tere?layee?,
kite?kalli?beh?ke?sochi?ni?asi?paoooaa?ni?peeta?tere?laye?.
SEND?THIS?STORY?OF?MIRZA?TO?ALL?OF?OUR?RANJHA?BROTHER.
 

PUNJABI MUHAVRE- 1. Muh vich lun pauna-CHUP

PUNJABI MUHAVRE-
1. Muh vich lun pauna-CHUP KARAUNA
2.khare lun te sota marna-KISE DIAN UMEEDAN NU JAGA K TODNA
3.Tattey chunghna-KISE DI KHUSHAMAD KARNA
4.Tattey gal"ch aune-DARNAA
5.Bhain d lun deni- KUTNA,
6.Tattey dhilley chadne-HIMMAT HARNi,
7.BUND HAULI KARNI-Khul k tatti karni
8.Bund ghasauni- BAHUT MEHNT KARNI,
9.bund fatna-GHABRA JANA,
10.tatean vich pani paina-HIMAT HAR JANA,
11.mok marna-VADA KARKE MUKRNA,
12-2 var ghum k lun te vaj-BAIZTY KARNA
 

Oooooy...?bari?barsi?khatan?gy

oooooy...?bari?barsi?khatan?gya?tykhat?k?leyandi?kheer,?jera?menu?5
mint?wech?5?sms?nna?pejy?o?apni?mashook?da?veer,?bolo?tara?ra?ra....
bolo?tara?ra?ra....
 

Tu?hi?menu?heer?jaape,?tu?hi?j

tu?hi?menu?heer?jaape,?tu?hi?jaaoe?sohni,
tere?wargi?na?sare?college?de?vich?honi,
maine?tere?nal?rehen?da?ek?sapna?saza?laya,
college?di?rani?nu?maine?apna?bana?laya.
 

Tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda

tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda
 

Tenu dekh k suraj chadda, khilde eh


tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.
 

Jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag



jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
 

Kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,

kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
 

LAKH LANTA EHO JEHIAN KURIYA TE, JO APNE SOHNE

LAKH LANTA EHO JEHIAN KURIYA TE,
JO APNE SOHNE HUSAN TE GHUMAAN KARDIA,
BETH KE NIKKI JEHI SCOOTERI TE
KARISME WALE MUNDE TE BADNAAM KARDIA.
 

Lakh?chupaya?asi?pyar?duniya?t

lakh?chupaya?asi?pyar?duniya?ton,
hun?sareaam?pyar?karan?nu?jee?karda,
jee?laye?asi?bahut?dar?dar?ke,
hun?na?ae?dil?kise?ton?darda,
aj?dus?dena?mein?sari?duniya?nu,
ki?mein?tere?te?marda.
 

Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal te takhta

Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye
 

Tussi itrande v bohat ho Tussi sharmande v bohat

Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
 
 
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