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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
 

Aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .

aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
 

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Submitted by Giridhar on 12th August 2008
 

Air hostess

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
 

AASMAN ME TUM HO

AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Submitted By Narinder Singh
 

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
 

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
 

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
 

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
 

A story with moral My girlfriend

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
 

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
 

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry &

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
 

An old to Doc: Doc, I think Im getting senile.

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
 

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
 

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
 

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
 

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
 

? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun

? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ?
 

Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with

Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
 

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!
 

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
 
 
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