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7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
 

Hand washnna kai kazhuvaradhu, Face washnna

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
 

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
 

601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......
 

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu,

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
 

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam..

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...
 

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
 

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
 

The words which never complete without "u"

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha
 

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...
 

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
 

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum ..

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae
 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call,

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
 

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM?
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
 

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
 

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: ?????.?!???????
 

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film
 

Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup?

Super Punch:
Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
 

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
?made in India?
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.
 

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU"

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.

PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.

AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
 

"LOVE" pani

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!

Its my big advice for you.!

ippadikku... Best friend
 

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
 
 
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