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Two Wheeler Thought Hero

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
 

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
 

Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...
 

Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............
 

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.
 

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.
 

Sachin century Adicha.

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
 

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
 

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN:

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
 

Yesterday i decided to sucide I

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
 

Parthiban: Banna evlo?

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu
 

In a forest 10 people

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because


Nangadhan singamla..........

 

 

Chicken Guniya is spreading... so, chicken

Chicken Guniya is spreading... so, chicken sapidumpothu kuniya vendam. - Prevention is better than cure.
 

Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri

Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhalum, aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa - by negativa yosipor sangam
 

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum...

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
 

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga
 

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
 

Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!! Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
 

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil
 

1 Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36

1 Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama Josiar: ?????.?!???????
 

! Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina

! Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae.
 

! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga

! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma? Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......
 
 
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