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Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
 

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
 

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru nakki pakka sonnathu.....
 

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns).
 

Two Wheeler Thought 'Hero honda'la hero

Two Wheeler Thought 'Hero honda'la hero pogalam But 'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
 

The words which never complete without "u"

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha
 

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher.
 

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
 

Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum..

Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra ?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.
 

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
 

Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini

Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
 

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?
 

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver:

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
 

Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee

Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu.
 

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?
 

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film
 

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE.
 

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai Aanal

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM? Rojavaivida Alaganadu En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
 

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies c
 

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
 

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
 
 
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