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Sakali hastes Dupari

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
 

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka? girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka?? tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay.... >> subhamangal savdhan ( preet )
 

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
 

Priye Me phule

Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
 

Priye Tu mala havi

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...
 

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...
 

When i call you.. 1. Ringing

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal
 

Lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
 

What is ABCD Jeans??

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye
 

SoMeDay.. ull 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
 

What Dose Girlfriends Say After

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka
 

Priye Tu mala havi aahes

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...
 

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
 

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
 

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap
 

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi
 

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!
 

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"
 

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"
 

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"
 

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat.

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."
 

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"
 
 
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