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Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne...

Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel ? "MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE.."
 

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA :...

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze, Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka? MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?
 

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo......

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo... Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli...
 

Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille...

Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.
 

Jalashayane majhi far vitambana keli lateshi...

Jalashayane majhi far vitambana keli lateshi bhetaycha manun HODI madharet neli kinaryawril wifal pratiksha sampawun me madhadharet aalo aata me ethe aani lat matra kinayashi geli
 

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya...

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...
 

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha...

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek kopra me tasach japun thevein tyala dhakka suddha lagu denar nahi ani kunala hi samzu denar nahi ki tya madhe fakt tu.....tu....ani...tuch aahes.
 

Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte...

Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte vakun Ravanchi nav ghete "Shii" var pani takun...
 

Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat...

Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla KARAPALA.
 

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci...

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na... ter mag... zopa ata... good nigth
 

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre...

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
 

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,...

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.
 

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet...

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,'nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.'
 

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi...

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na... tar mag... zopa aata... good night...
 

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale...

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...
 

When i call you.. 1....

When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone uchal
 

Lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde...

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
 

What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai...

What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye
 

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.....

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens... AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
 

What Dose Girlfriends Say After...

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex? That Was Great No! I Love U No! Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka
 

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
 

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
 
 
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