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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala dis
 

When i call you..1. Ringing means i m thinking

When i call you..1. Ringing means i m thinking u.2. Ringing means i like u.3. Ringing means i miss u.4. Ringing means i need u.5. Ringing means behray phone uchal.
 

What is ABCD Jeans??Aga Bai Chaadi

What is ABCD Jeans??Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye.
 

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?That Was

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?That Was Great No! I Love U No!Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka.
 

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)------------------------------Pu La Deshpande pohayla
 

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...
 

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...
 

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?
 

Lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde pai

lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
 

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
 

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Also ran: Kes Kapa Russian waiter: Andre vada pav African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru Japanese sh
 

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams
 

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
 

Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste.

Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat. Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!American
 

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradt
 

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " m
 

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav sucha
 

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi
 

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"
 

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare s
 

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto
 

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghody
 
 
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