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Lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam

lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....
 

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
 

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma
 

Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye

Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA....
 

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!
 

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
 

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!
 

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.
 

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!
 

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore, Kao

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
 

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
 

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.
 

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy....
EID MUBARAK....BONDO.
 

Tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami

tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
 

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
 

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
 

Bastota amake dayna obosor, Tai

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.
 

February Amar Bhai ar, February

February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!
 

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!
 

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK
 

Love Sms korlam send Priyar

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
 

Network niya Raja Rani boro

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
 
 
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