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In which place men & women both have CURLY HAIR..? Oh

In which place men & women both have CURLY HAIR..? Oh god!!! ur thinking is so vulgur.... its in AFRICA....
 

Similarity between Women & tea, both give pleasure when

Similarity between Women & tea, both give pleasure when HOT, both r tasteless without milk, both r enjoyed mostly on bed.
 

A frustrated fathers defensive reply in a SMS msg to

A frustrated father's defensive reply in a SMS msg to his offensive unruly son.... I SHOULD HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM!
 

Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant lady whom Im

Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to airport today. Lady: But I'm not pregnant. Driver: But we've not reached airport yet!
 

Mother ask daughter: How is ur married life? Daughter

Mother ask daughter: How is ur married life? Daughter Shyly shows her British Airways Add. Mother reads the Add & is shocked, 7days a week, twice a day, bothways.
 

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
 

Women r the best Engines : Accepts any size of

Women r the best Engines : Accepts any size of Piston, Are self Lubricating, Start up with a Finger, Automatic oil change every 4 week.
 

At 33 he quite smoking ( will power ) At 43 he

At 33 he quite smoking ( will power ) At 43 he quit Drinking ( will power ) At 53 he quit Gambling ( will power ) At 63 he quit SEX ( Power Failure )
 

Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They

Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch with serveral holes simultaneously.
 

What is the smallest hotel in the world ? VAGINA INN

What is the smallest hotel in the world ? VAGINA INN Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing Member with his luggage hanging outside.
 

Q: What is the similirity between SEX and SHOPPING? A:

Q: What is the similirity between SEX and SHOPPING? A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.
 

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! Ull

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do SEX everyday.
 

A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur

A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
 

Similarity wats da similarity b/w a lady and a chewing

Similarity wats da similarity b/w a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
 

Feel Low Whenever you feel low, depressed or

Feel Low Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, Remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others....
 

Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast? A:) bcoz

Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast? A:) bcoz they always say "PRESS"
 

Who was monica seles? a: tennis player who was monica

who was monica seles? a: tennis player who was monica lewinsky? a: "penis" player
 

Q: Why men walk more and women talk more? A: Coz men

Q: Why men walk more and women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
 

Two girls are having shower together first one ask hey

Two girls are having shower together first one ask hey sweety ur pussy is so clean how? second one repls stupid have u ever seen grass on busy road.
 

A kid asks the priest Father, What is ur pastime? The

A kid asks the priest Father, What is ur pastime? The priest taps the kids shoulder and replies, Nun my child nun
 

Girl: Mom Whats Penis Mom: When you become a good girl

Girl: Mom Whats Penis Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one. Girl: What if I dont become a good girl. Mom: Then you will get many!!
 

I have hair on my base i am six inches long when i go

i have hair on my base i am six inches long when i go inside & outside white foam comes. Guss who am i ?? U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH
 
 
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