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Why girls like gold more than boys? Bcoz gold has 24

Why girls like gold more than boys? Bcoz gold has 24 carrot, but boys have just 1 carrot.
 

Old saying: Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man

Old saying: Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise. New saying: Early to bed and early to rise, makes your women go to other guys...
 

Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple? A: Because it was

Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple? A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana.
 

Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r

Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
 

Condom says to Whisper: When You work, My business is in

Condom says to Whisper: When You work, My business is in loss for four days. Whisper Replies: If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months.
 

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king. His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
 

Whts the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? Confidential Ornament

Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? Confidential Ornament Needed For Domestic Occassion Be4 MARRIAGE.
 

Jim: How many legs a rooster got? Tom: 2 Jim: Ok, How

Jim: How many legs a rooster got? Tom: 2 Jim: Ok, How many ribs has a cat got? Tom: I've got no idea. Jim: So, You know all about cocks n nothing about pussy.
 

Whats the diff between cheating your wife and cheating

What's the diff between cheating your wife and cheating on the taxman? If you get caught, the taxman will still want to screw you.
 

Latest medical news- paitents do well when tranfused

Latest medical news- paitents do well when tranfused chicken blood instead of human blood * Men get more cocky and women lay better!
 

This is a moderb era, no one has time. Girls put the

This is a moderb era, no one has time. Girls put the mobile in pussy in vibrator mode, Ask boyfriends to ring... This is called E-Fuck
 

What do u call a horny fish? A blow

What do u call a horny fish? A blow fish
 

History says in 1956 the red light area caught fire. It

History says in 1956 the red light area caught fire. It took 30 mins 2 bring fire under control and 3 hrs 2 bring firemen under control.
 

Beauty is not how u look... it is not how handsome u r It

Beauty is not how u look... it is not how handsome u r It is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self so change ur Underwear daily!
 

Do u know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When u take

Do u know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When u take it off you wonder where her tits went.
 

Whats the difference btwn your wife and your job? After

What's the difference btwn your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks.
 

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
 

Q:) How do you annoy ur girlfriend during sex? A:) Phone

Q:) How do you annoy ur girlfriend during sex? A:) Phone her
 

Baa Baa black dick have you any sperm? Yes mam, yes mam

Baa Baa black dick have you any sperm? Yes mam, yes mam two balls full, None for my gal frnd n none for my ex but all for the horny girl reading this text !!
 

Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer, hell

Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer, hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls dont!
 

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we hsould talk about sex. Daughter: "Sure mon, What do u want to know?"
 

Boy: Mom, y m I blck & ur White? Mom: Listn son,

Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White? Mom: "Listn son, considrn al d things I did at dat party yrs ago, u shld b thankfl ur not barking
 
 
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