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Elephant to camel Why do u have boobs on ur back? The

Elephant to camel "Why do u have boobs on ur back?" The camnel replied "thats a fucking good question from someone with a penis on his face!"
 

..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls, Jane saves him by

..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls, Jane saves him by grabbing his balls.... Now u know why Tarzan yells ............. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
 

Why do women wear flowered panties? ANS: Cuz its there

Why do women wear flowered panties? ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing, 'In memory of those who were buried here!
 

Q: What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? A:

Q: What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? A: Her Feet!!!
 

If ur right leg was thanksgiving and ur left leg was

If ur right leg was thanksgiving and ur left leg was christmas could I meet U Between the holidays?
 

Cyber Sex He met a lady while browsing She unzipped his

Cyber Sex He met a lady while browsing She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into ther hotmail, she screamed Yahoo!!
 

What do u call a Prostitute, Wife & Girlfreind in Mobile

What do u call a Prostitute, Wife & Girlfreind in Mobile Language ...... ...... ...... Prepaid... Postpaid...& Demo Card...
 

Why Gynecologist is the best profession. Where else you

Why Gynecologist is the best profession. Where else you can tell a woman to get naked, Feel her Breast, Finger her Pussy and let her husband pay for doing it.
 

What has wings, sucks blood, but dont

What has wings, sucks blood, but dont fly... . . . . . A Ttampon
 

Whats common between a condom and a Women? Both of them

Whats common between a condom and a Women? Both of them spend more time in ur wallet rather on ur dick
 

Policeman arresting a prostitute Pros: am not selling

Policeman arresting a prostitute Pros: am not selling sex Police: then what are u doing? Pros: I am a saleswoman selling condoms and offering free demo.
 

What do you call nuts on a wall? wall nuts what do you

what do you call nuts on a wall? wall nuts what do you call nuts on your chest? chest nuts what do you call nuts on your chin? blowjob
 

Q) what does micheal jackson & santa clause have in

Q) what does micheal jackson & santa clause have in common? A) they both go into little boys rooms and leave with empty sacks!
 

I like your style I like your class but most of all I

I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your a$$.
 

Have u heard about 60 second sex? When they answer no

Have u heard about 60 second sex? When they answer no you say have you got a minute!!
 

Q: Why did th snow man pull down his pants? A: The

Q: Why did th snow man pull down his pants? A: The snow blower was coming
 

Dracula dies n goes to heaven God asked wht do u want to

Dracula dies n goes to heaven God asked 'wht do u want to be?' He repiled a thing which sucks blood n has wings God made him Wishper Ultra with Large Wings
 

Sexaul stages at 20 simply fuck at 30 loves to fuck at 40

Sexaul stages at 20 simply fuck at 30 loves to fuck at 40 still can fuck at 50 tries to fuck at 60 cries for a fuck at 70 wht the fuck
 

Confucious said: Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind

Confucious said: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."
 

Whats the difference btw a penis and a bonus? Your wife

What's the difference btw a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!!!
 

What are three words you dread the most while making

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
 

What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have

What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They both get to smell it, but don't get to eat it...
 
 
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