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4 Letter Word what 4 letter word starts with f and ends

4 Letter Word what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k and if a man can't get it he uses his hands? . . . . . . . . fork
 

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
 

Harder And Harder As a man goes older, it is harder and

Harder And Harder As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder!
 

Q:) Why do men ask women a hand in marriage? . . . . A:)

Q:) Why do men ask women a hand in marriage? . . . . A:) Coz they are tired of using their own!!
 

U got Sex Appeal... U got Class... U got Moves... U got da

U got Sex Appeal... U got Class... U got Moves... U got da Face, da Body.... shit... I got wrong number...SORRY
 

Whyd the man take Viagra

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because he wanted to look hard!
 

Whats pink n hard when it goes in... and soft n wet

What's pink n hard when it goes in... and soft n wet when it comes out? . . . . . . . . . . Bubblegum!
 

According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaNS BoDy HaS Five RooMS:

According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA- men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room
 

WHATS THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY? ANS: ONE HATES WATER WHILE THE OTHER LOVES TO BE WET.
 

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
 

If a married woman is called polo... The mint with a

If a married woman is called "polo... The mint with a hole" Then what's an unmarried woman called...? "CENTER FRESH"
 

What Is A KiSS? Its An

What Is A KiSS? Its An UPPER PRePERATION 4 A LOWER INVASION That Will Lead 2 FURTHER PENETRATION IN FAST ACCELERATION That Will BUILD THE NEXT GENERATION
 

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condom with chilly

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condom with chilly powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks he will know!!
 

One of my dear friend has named his 3 kids NC,MC and

One of my dear friend has named his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC! I asked why he said 1st Natural Curiosity, 2nd Mutual Consent & 3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness
 

From the Condom factory: Your birth certificate is an

From the Condom factory: Your birth certificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory!
 

A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has

A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
 

Q:) Whats long and hard and full of semen? . . . . A:) A

Q:) Whats long and hard and full of semen? . . . . A:) A Submarine!
 

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. Confused Banta, "How the hell?" Santa: "He took a pin & made holes in all my condoms."
 

GIRL to BOY: I am radio My left boob is tuner n right

GIRL to BOY: I am radio My left boob is tuner n right boob is volume control. Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound! Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in...!
 

Girls have STUPID speciality..! they get WET without

Girls have STUPID speciality..! they get WET without bath, they BLEED without injury, they give MILK without eating grass, Make Bonless thing HARD!!
 

One saggy boob says to the other, we better hurry up and

One saggy boob says to the other, we better hurry up and get some support b4r people start calling us nuts
 

Best SMS pickcup line I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR.... WILL U

Best SMS pickcup line I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR.... WILL U SLEEP WITH ME?
 
 
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