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Johnnny johnnny yes papa fucking girls yes papa useing

johnnny johnnny yes papa fucking girls yes papa useing condoms no papa getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.
 

Womens life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry

Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight Searching clothes.
 

Sexual Thoughts of the day Its not the length, its not

Sexual Thoughts of the day Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise! its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit!
 

Q: Why are condoms transparent ? A: So that the sperm can

Q: Why are condoms transparent ? A: So that the sperm can at least enjoy the scenery!
 

Women is the best vehicle in the world. Front - 2

Women is the best vehicle in the world. Front - 2 bumpers! Back - 2 bumpers! Self lubricating when hot! Monthly automatic engine oil change! Every type of piston fits!
 

Fashion karti ho, ankhon me chasma lagati ho auro se

fashion karti ho, ankhon me chasma lagati ho auro se Karwati ho aur hamse sharmati ho.
 

Why is golf a wrong game? Coz u hold a stick n put the

Why is golf a wrong game? Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole!
 

4 toothpaste ad they show teeth 4 hair oil they show

4 toothpaste ad they show teeth 4 hair oil they show hair 4 face cream they show face But 4 Whisper & Condoms they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
 

Womens tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every

Women's tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r in a confusion which balls to watch...
 

What do a woman and an airplane have in

What do a woman and an airplane have in common? . . . . . . . A: They both have a cockpit.
 

Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag like reading National

Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag like reading National Geographic? Sam: Coz in both u'll get to see a lot of gr8 places, which u'll never get to visit.
 

NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal. D Police

NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal. D Police questioned her. She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !! Y Should Boys Have All the Fun?
 

If a black man has sex with a white girl using a pink

If a black man has sex with a white girl using a pink condom what color the child will be ? . . . A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom.
 

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend:

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs100 for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry & Rs500 for no helmet.
 

How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on

How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later
 

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.)

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer u play with them, the harder they get.
 

Whats the difference between a chicken and a

Whats the difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
 

Q: A guy breaks up with his GF & pushes her down from da

Q: A guy breaks up with his GF & pushes her down from da 24th floor. Amazingly she survives..... How?? A: New WHISPER with wings... Never Lets You Down!
 

Why was the two piece swimsuit invented? 2 separate the

Why was the two piece swimsuit invented? 2 separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section!!
 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
 

A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says handle with

A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care" Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair"
 

Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used

Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this? Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.
 
 
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