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A bra manufacturer named his new product as embargo.

A bra manufacturer named his new product as "embargo". When asked why does it mean if you reverse it means "o grab me"
 

What is the height of shock? When u r havin sex with a

What is the height of shock? When u r havin sex with a pregnant woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur dick from inside.....!
 

A life without friends is like boobs without

A life without friends is like boobs without nipples..... Pointless!
 

One boy to another: what did u do on mothers day? 2nd

One boy to another: what did u do on mothers day? 2nd boy: Helped many girls to become mothers...
 

Confidence is when your wife catches you in bed with

Confidence is when your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you have the courage to smack her on the ass and say, "u'r next!
 

Why do Women put on weight after Losting

Why do Women put on weight after Losting Virginity..? Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!
 

Man quits smoking bcoz of will power. Man quits drinking

Man quits smoking bcoz of will power. Man quits drinking bcoz of will power. Man quits womansing bcoz he has will but no power!
 

Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer,

Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer, hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls dont!
 

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
 

Did u hear about the mouse

Did u hear about the mouse who took Viagra? Half an hour later he was walking around the kitchen asking.... Where is the fucking pussy!
 

What is differance between CHALLENGE and PROBLEM 1 man +

what is differance between CHALLENGE and PROBLEM 1 man + 2 woman = challenge 2 man + 1 woman = problem
 

2 make it straight, she pulls it 2 make it stand, she

2 make it straight, she pulls it 2 make it stand, she holds it 2 make it smooth, she licks it 2 make it enter, she pushes it in it is not easy 2 thread a needle.
 

Q: Whats the best way to make your wife scream when

Q: What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex?? A:Call her up and tell her where you are!!
 

A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine to a man, When asked why

A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine to a man, When asked why 5400 judge replied 5000 for the rape and 8% Entertainment Tax...!!
 

Q:) Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed? A:) Coz she

Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? A:) Coz she found out that Phillips 24" inch was a TV.
 

One bald man to another bald man did u know dat if u rub

One bald man to another bald man did u know dat if u rub a bald patch to a pussy hair would start growing? 2nd bald man: If thats da case ma tongue would had been a forest by now!
 

Yesterdays News : A Nun Jogging at the park was

Yesterdays' News : A Nun Jogging at the park was raped! Today's News : Hundred of Nuns are Jogging at the Park!
 

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his dictation in a women?s ventilation to satisfy his frustration.
 

A newly wed told Mon her husaband was a virgin. Mom

A newly wed told Mon her husaband was a virgin. Mom asked how she Knew? Last nite when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.
 

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS Good girls loosen a

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS Good girls loosen a few butons When its hot, Bad girls make it hot by losseing a few buttons!
 

Workers discuss soccer! Managers discuss tennis! Top

Workers discuss soccer! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf! Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
 

World health organization reports that most medicines

World health organization reports that most medicines have side effect. But viagra has front effect!
 
 
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