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IndefinitelyWhat is the definition of indefinitely ? When

IndefinitelyWhat is the definition of indefinitely ? When ur balls are slapping up against her ass you are in........definitely!
 

Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?A-A womanQ-why

Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?A-A womanQ-why ?A-Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just wont go in.
 

Sex During pregnancy 1st three months fuck normal

Sex During pregnancy 1st three months fuck normal style,Next 3 months fuck dog style,Last 3 months do it wolf style,sit outside the pussy and howl.
 

A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,he said ,mam u r

A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".she said," I know,its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other".
 

Every organisation is like a coconut treefull of monkeys.

Every organisation is like a coconut treefull of monkeys. ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
 

What does Bra means ?Ans : BRA = Boobs Resting in

What does Bra means ?Ans : BRA = Boobs Resting in Air.
 

Baa Baa black dick have you any sperm?Yes mam,yes mam two

Baa Baa black dick have you any sperm?Yes mam,yes mam two balls firm,None for my gal frnd n none for my ex but all for the horny girl reading this text !!
 

At NightHe came at night, explored my body,got on top of

At NightHe came at night, explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
 

Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have

Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have wisend to the fact that for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!.
 
 
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