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If U want to start business, start a Condom Company

If U want to start business, start a Condom Company named "DIPPER Condoms" it'll get free publicity on Indian trucks..... Use DIPPER at Night!
 

4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 1 make sure that shes

4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 1 make sure that she's rich. 2 make sure she cooks. 3 make sure she fucks. 4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!
 

Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone. Hus: Why coz, I

Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone. Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot. Wife: no coz, you loose your tower whenever you enter the tunnel.
 

Teacher: Explain responsibility? Student: Madam ur blouse

Teacher: Explain responsibility? Student: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility will on the 4th one !!
 

Q: Whats d difference between a genealogist & a

Q: What's d difference between a genealogist & a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree & the other looks up the family bush
 

Wat is d difference between a person who is comitting

Wat is d difference between a person who is comitting suicide and a Virgin? One is trying to die.... the other is dying to try!
 

A rough day: Santa Singh woke up, wore shirt, button fell

A rough day: Santa Singh woke up, wore shirt, button fell off, picked up briefcase, handle came off, pulls door, knob comes off, Now he's scared to pee!!
 

What is difference between bomb & condom In a bomb blast

what is difference between bomb & condom In a bomb blast population decrease but in a condom blast population increase..
 

1 lady delivrd twins, surprising 1 is boy and 1 is

1 lady delivrd twins, surprising 1 is boy and 1 is DOG... HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??? bcz her husbad is a "hutch user" WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS
 

What is the difference between the cricketer &

What is the difference between the cricketer & condom? Cricketer drops the catch n condom catches the drop!
 

Q:) What did the penis say to da condom A:) Cover me I am

Q:) What did the penis say to da condom A:) Cover me I am going In!
 

Thought for the day: Make LOVEand not WAR... Coz CONDOMS

Thought for the day: Make LOVEand not WAR... Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS
 

An award winning ad by Durex Condoms To all those who use

An award winning ad by Durex Condoms To all those who use our competitors products......... HAPPY FATHERS DAY
 

Male Prayer As I lay her on the bed, I pray this girl

Male Prayer As I lay her on the bed, I pray this girl give good head. Lick my boy and fuck me right, get my nut and say goodnight.
 

It takes thousand workers to build a castle Million

It takes thousand workers to build a castle Million soldiers to protect a country But Just One woman to make a Happy HOME! And that woman is called the Maid
 

What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins

What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? . . . . . . . . A:) 'COCUNUT
 

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: .

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: . Thanksgiving . Tuesday . Thursday . Today . Tomorrow . Thaturday . thunday . Tevery day!
 

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
 

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
 

Sex is like programing, One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE

Sex is like programing, One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
 

Q:) What’s the definition of suspicion? A:) A nun

Q:) What’s the definition of suspicion? A:) A nun doing pushups in a cucumber field.
 

A good friend is just like the BRAZIERof a girl, which

A good friend is just like the "BRAZIER"of a girl, which is comfortable, supportive,that holds u tight, and prevents u from falling n always close to your heart
 
 
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