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Q: Who should be the latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket

Q: Who should be the latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team? Ans: Wisper Ultra, coz the team is undergoing its worst period!
 

Suggest an english word for apne kiye par pani pher

Suggest an english word for 'apne kiye par pani pher dena' * * * * F-L-U-S-H
 

Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai? Laloo: Chal

Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai? Laloo: Chal Bhaag mujhe nahi pata Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..!
 

How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke andar, table ke

How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke andar, table ke upar, bulb ke neeche de taka-tak, le taka-tak.
 

Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney

Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya? Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
 

Prostitute left her profession and goes 2 a school 4 a

Prostitute left her profession and goes 2 a school 4 a job, Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology. Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
 

Santa touched Jeetos boobs and sung: Piyo glass full

Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
 

Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS to majanu ne khai

Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH, jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS bole to ekdam FRESH!!
 

Machis aur Sex, donon mein friction hota hi hai. Bas, ek

Machis aur Sex, donon mein friction hota hi hai. Bas, ek mein aag lagata hai, dusre mein aag buzata hai, par friction donon mein hota hai.
 

Husband: Darling good night Wife Aise kasie good

Husband: Darling good night Wife Aise kasie good night? Pehle band kar light, phir lund kar tight, dubake kar fight, jab nikal jaye white, then i feel right, phir good night!
 

On first night Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai! Husband slaped

On first night Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai! Husband slaped his wife and said kya mere lund par aata laga hai jo tera upwas toot jayega.
 

Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4

Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon? Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon!
 

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta: No way. I was born coz of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.
 

A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714? Jeeto: Hindi me

A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714? Jeeto: Hindi me bolo. Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda? Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714
 

Husband : Please Aaj Karne do Wife: No! Husband:

Husband : Please Aaj Karne do Wife: No! Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga Wife : No! Husband : Ghar Le Dunga Wife : No! Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!!
 

Q. What is similarity between Gandhiji & Malika

Q. What is similarity between Gandhiji & Malika sherawat? A. Donone apne kapade tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye or ek ne desh Vashiyo ke liye.
 

Non VEG noN VEG nON VEG NON VEG NON VEg NON Veg NON

non VEG noN VEG nON VEG NON VEG NON VEg NON Veg NON veg NOn veg Non veg non veg * * Muskura do yaar non veg message hai...
 

Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor, Doctor, itni garmi

Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor, Doctor, itni garmi mein, Shooting, partying etc Main nahate waqt sabun Lagau ya shampoo? Ji, nahate waqt bathroom Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
 

Mallika: I have been raped in d dark by a

Mallika: I have been raped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do...
 

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil dooba hai gamo ki

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me, hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..
 

Hutch ka chota sex recharge... Sirf kissing ke

Hutch ka chota sex recharge... Sirf kissing ke Rs-10 . . . kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50 . . . Full game Rs-199.
 

A man was pressing ladys boobs in a crowded bus. Lady,

A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus. Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
 
 
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