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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai, Teer Kya

Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai, Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai. Dupatte se kya chupati ho, maal to SALVAR mein hai!
 

Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele bcoz

Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name, "Roz Meri Lele." Imagine her tough luck, when she was re-married to Mr.Marlow
 

A boy asked Airtel Girl what is ur speciality? Airtel Girl

A boy asked Airtel Girl what is ur speciality? Airtel Girl Night time incoming free!!
 

What did ramu say ven hesaw a surgical glove?Shaym lagta

What did ramu say ven hesaw a surgical glove?Shaym lagta to condom haiper draupdi ke zamane ka hai
 

Mr Elahi had 3 sons namedrehmet-e-elahi,barkat-e-elahi,n

Mr Elahi had 3 sons namedrehmet-e-elahi,barkat-e-elahi,n mehbub-e-elahiwhen his 4th son was bornhis wife decided to namehim bus-kar-e-elahi
 

Toothpaste & BoobsWhat is the Similarity between

Toothpaste & BoobsWhat is the Similarity between Toothpaste & B**bs?Guess ? its easy !! U know the answer !! Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao....
 

Wife n Mobile1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.2) Dono

Wife n Mobile1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
 

Sex karoSex karo daily,Agar wo mil jaye akeli,agar na mile

Sex karoSex karo daily,Agar wo mil jaye akeli,agar na mile akeli to pakar lo us ki saheli,agar na mile saheli to zindabad hathelilekin sex karo daily
 

He : Andar Gaya?She : Ha.. Gaya.He : Dukha Kya? She : Zara

He : Andar Gaya?She : Ha.. Gaya.He : Dukha Kya? She : Zara bhi nahi.He : Aur Ek Baar? She : Ab isme Daalo. He : Achha laga? She : Haa..Bahoot. . . . He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO....
 

What is common between Moov cream and a penis?Dono gehraai

What is common between Moov cream and a penis?Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye."Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..
 

Man n MonkeyWhat Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Man n MonkeyWhat Is comman Between Man And Monkey??? Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
 

Harbhajan Singh gets married.During suhag raathe asks his

Harbhajan Singh gets married.During suhag raathe asks his wife " r u a virgin ?" she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ...
 
 
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