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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi. Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
 

Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi Sunil: Kuch mat poocho

Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga toh balance Nil ho gaya!
 

Husband: Darling good night Wife: Aise kaise good

Husband: Darling good night Wife: Aise kaise good night? Pehle band kar ligh, phir lund kar tight, dubake kar fight, jab nikal jaye white, then I feel right, phir good night!
 

What is the moral of movie SALAAM

What is the moral of movie SALAAM NAMASTE? . . . . . The moral is :- Never trust Australian condoms
 

What is common between a bus conductor and a gay Man?

What is common between a bus conductor and a gay Man? Both shout peechey se Aaa
 

Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon,

Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai. To uski Ma Boli "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
 

Independence day annoncement by malika shehrawat. Kar

Independence day annoncement by malika shehrawat. Kar chale juda vastro ko tan se saathiyo, ab tumhare hawale ye badan saatiyo.
 

How can i spell CH_TIA without U or GAND_ or st_pid or

How can i spell CH_TIA without U or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE?? see how important r u dear!!
 

U r my best as best friend!! u r CHARMING HELPFUL

U r my best as best friend!! u r CHARMING HELPFUL UNDERSTANDING TALENTED IMPRESSIVE AMAZING in short u r : C.H.U.T.I.A
 

Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera jordar RAPE karake chale

Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera jordar RAPE karake chale gaye. Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko magar bole ab aur takath nahi.
 

Hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula ti thi, badme maloom

hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula ti thi, badme maloom pada sala chutiya banati thi
 

Son Saw parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? Dad:

Son Saw parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
 

Iss aane vali thandi me

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko... GHARWALI, BAHARWALI, SABJIWALI, PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWALI, KAMWALI, FULWALI, sab ka Pyar mile.
 

A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek White colour ka Condom

A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek White colour ka Condom dena. Shopkeer: White Hi kyun? Man: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai Afsos karne jaana hai.
 

Q: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? A:

Q: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
 

Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of

Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of sex? A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar
 

Roz college aati ho, duppate se kya chuppati ho, are hum

Roz college aati ho, duppate se kya chuppati ho, are hum mar gaye hai kya, jo kitabo se dabati ho!
 

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey?
 

Wife n Mobile: Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. Dono hi

Wife n Mobile: Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
 

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi? Kuch mat pooocho

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi? Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
 

In da chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r

In da chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates? Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier than day.
 

Q: What is the definition of burning love? A: Its

Q: What is the definition of "burning love"? A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
 
 
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