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Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter:

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
 

Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, jab hum tum masti

Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, jab hum tum masti kiya karte the, tum lollipop k liye roya karte the, hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
 

Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn

Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!!
 

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd puttar hua!

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!" Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"
 

LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Bra ki koun koun si

LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Bra ki koun koun si size hai? SARDAR: Small, medium, Large, Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?
 

A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi are U

A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE?? HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE
 

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says Hello, how did u know I was here?
 

JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote

JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote Hai... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY KARTE HAI...
 

Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata hai... (outside

Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata hai... (outside school... Bull fucking cow) Student: sir.. sir... bahar aapki maa chod rahe hai.
 

Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret.

Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret. It means 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!
 

Naa teer mein naa talwal mein, jo maza hai teri salwal

Naa teer mein naa talwal mein, jo maza hai teri salwal mein, teer kya marti ho talwar maar do, saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do..
 

What did one breast say to another breast? Sala Ladra

What did one breast say to another breast? "Sala Ladra niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"
 

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked to say -

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!
 

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Dear Sir, maa

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Dear Sir, maa chuda, land khuja, Ab tu hilla, main chala....
 

Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga. Wife:- 5% Dard, 5% maza

Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga. Wife:- 5% Dard, 5% maza and 90% purani yadein.
 

What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plats the role of draupadi in

What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plats the role of draupadi in mahabharat? Duryodhan wld say, "pehle isko kapde to pehnao... tabhi to vastr haran karunga!
 

Twins in mother womb: 1st: Dekho papa aa gaye! 2nd: Abe

Twins in mother womb: 1st: Dekho papa aa gaye! 2nd: Abe dhukkan ye papa nahi roy uncle hain, papa kabhi rain coat nahi pahante
 

Why is Delhi called male city (mahanagar)and Mumbai

Why is Delhi called male city (mahanagar)and Mumbai called female city (mahanagri)? Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
 

Na tum aids se darte ho, na hi condom se karte ho, tum to

Na tum aids se darte ho, na hi condom se karte ho, tum to samaaj se darte ho, isliye ghar mein haath se karte ho...
 

Sab se pehle use kiss karo, Phir Bistar per leta do, Phir

Sab se pehle use kiss karo, Phir Bistar per leta do, Phir dono tange upar uthar kar, Neeche haath laga kar dekho, agar bache ne susu kiya hai to diapar badal do!!
 

I am proud being ur friend because ur:- 20% Great 20%

I am proud being ur friend because ur:- 20% Great 20% Attractive 20% Noble 20% Dashing 20% Ultra-modern in short ur 100% G.A.N.D.U.
 

What is common between Moov cream and a penis? Dono

What is common between Moov cream and a penis? Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye... "Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"
 
 
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