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Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color ka condom Chaiye. Chemist:

Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color ka condom Chaiye. Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu? Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai.
 

Republic day ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat: Kar

Republic day ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat: Kar chale hum juda vastro ko TAN se saathiyon ab tumhaare hawale BADAN saathiyon....
 

Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye? Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs

Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye? Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10 Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kyo? Saab ise aids hai.... Santa: de do mujhe khana hai GAND thodi marna hai!
 

Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people rubs chest,

Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people rubs chest, touches dick & starts mastrubating. When asked he said, it means, Ladies & gentelmen it gives me Great Pleasure....
 

If Pepsodent company manufactures condom then its slogan

If Pepsodent company manufactures condom then its slogan will be "raat bhar dhishum dhishum"
 

What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the

What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
 

When MTNL introduced push button telephone in place of

When MTNL introduced push button telephone in place of old dial phone, their ad campaign was 'BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA'
 

A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS NAMED FIRE,So A MOVIE ON

A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS NAMED 'FIRE',So A MOVIE ON HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE NAMED 'BACKFIRE', & ON BISEXUALS WOULD BE 'KABHI PUSSY KABHI BUM'
 

A lady and shopkeeper negotiating 4 the price of Bra and

A lady and shopkeeper negotiating 4 the price of Bra and Panty. Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine aapka raha .... lekin Panty mein to aapko mera rakhna padega
 

A prostitute daughter asked her mom, maa wat is pyar ishq

A prostitute daughter asked her mom, maa wat is pyar ishq aur mohabbat Mom replied: kuchh nahi beti sab free mein chodnay k bahanay hain.
 

Six girls jumped into swimming pool and all water get

Six girls jumped into swimming pool and all water get dissappers..why? Kyonki whisper saara gilapan sokh leta hain.....
 

Lady to man:- why u keep Taweez and condom together in

Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez" and condom together in ur wallet ? Man reply:- Bhoot aur chhot ka kuch pata nahin..kahin bhi mil jayey....
 

She slips her hand in my jeans, searchin 4 something. she

She slips her hand in my jeans, searchin 4 something. she has got it,she grabs it, takes it out & start sucking. ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye .. ALPENLIBE
 

Man: Kiss Karu? Girl: lipstic kharab hogi. Man: Boob

Man: Kiss Karu? Girl: lipstic kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun? Girl: Tshirt kharab hogi. Man: Fuck kru? Girl: Period me hun. Man: Now dot say loose motions hai
 

Its now confirmed that Adam was the first sardar!!

It's now confirmed that Adam was the first sardar!! Otherwise who else would sit next to a naked woman and chew apples instead of nipples!!
 

The code no.of ur game is 2659. where 2 means 2 inch ka

The code no.of ur game is 2659. where 2 means 2 inch ka hole, 6 means 6 inch ka pole, 5 means 5 minute ka maja & 9 means 9 month ki saja! .....Khelo beta khelo
 

If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man. If

If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man. If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi gand mar raha hai.
 

Mom asks to her married daughter Do u know the meaning of

Mom asks to her married daughter Do u know the meaning of 'MANGALSUTRA'? Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license to enjoy KAMASUTRA"
 

Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo hoti hai? Kyo ki jis

Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo hoti hai? Kyo ki jis sas ne apne bete ki chaddi 21 sal sambhali wahi chaddi bahu ne 2 minute me utar di..
 

A manipuri couple named their 1st baby Bhai Chung

A manipuri couple named their 1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya. 2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya. 3rd a negro was born they named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya.
 

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam: hann par kaise laga? Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!
 

Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full

Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
 
 
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