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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse, aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiya ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
 

Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,

Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj who apni biwi ko jaan kethe hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hai...
 

A sardar and a girl were having sex suddenly Sardar asks

A sardar and a girl were having sex suddenly Sardar asks - Do u have AIDS? Girl: No. Sardar: thank god, I dont wann to get that again!
 

Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.

Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya. Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
 

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She says 50 on bed, 20

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass. Sardar gives her 50. She says wow, on bed? Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!
 

GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho

GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho jati hey. MAA: beti ek bar bina bra ki kammeej pahan kar ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi!
 

Sardar: Will u marry me? Girl: Sorry im a lesbian Sardar:

Sardar: Will u marry me? Girl: Sorry im a lesbian Sardar: wats a lesbian? Girl: I like to have sex with girls. Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian!
 

Q: why should a girl should have an extra covering and

Q: why should a girl should have an extra covering and protection on her boobs ? Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."
 

Sant kabir in computer... kahat kabir suno bhai

Sant kabir in computer... "kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho" ek aisa din bhi aayega, chut chudegi computer se, aur bacha fax se aayega"
 

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo...
 

Gone r the days when booze was booze, choot was choot,

Gone r the days when booze was booze, choot was choot, boss was boss & king was king. Now choot is king, booze is boss & the boss is a choot.
 

Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil Me Chupake Aahe Bharna.

Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil Me Chupake Aahe Bharna. Aur Jab Ka bhi Hamari Yaad Aaye to Mobile pichwade Me Dal Ke Vibrater On Karlegye.
 

Kabira khada bazar me, dekh oont ko roy, itni unchi

kabira khada bazar me, dekh oont ko roy, itni unchi gaand ko, maar sake na koy!
 

Press ask PM.. Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki ap kabhi

Press ask PM.. Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki ap kabhi pm banege? Manmohan : Ye to sab Sonia ke hath ka kamal hai varna hamara to khada hona mushkil tha...!
 

A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714? Lady-Hindi

A man phoned & asked: "Hello, is it 221714? Lady-Hindi me bolo, Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda? Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI. Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714
 

Lady n shopkeepe r negotiating 4 d price of Bra n

Lady n shopkeepe r negotiating 4 d price of Bra n Panty Shopkeeper- bhabi g Bra mein aapka raha.. lekin Panty mein to aapko mera rakna padega...
 

Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar) and Mumbai a female

Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar) and Mumbai a female city (mahanagri) ? ? ? Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA!
 

Kay aap SEX karte hai..... Kya aap CONDOM use karte

Kay aap SEX karte hai..... Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai.... Kya aap AIDS se darte hai.... to aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai... HATH chale to AIDS tale...
 

A man jumps into his bed & starts making luv, Women in

A man jumps into his bed & starts making luv, Women in bed says - Jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali Radha hoon Man: Ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus guya AADHA!!
 

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: arey bhiya kele

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do. K.W: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo...
 

A hair cutting saloon was shifted frin grnd floor to 1st

A hair cutting saloon was shifted frin grnd floor to 1st flr. A bord was put by him saying "Neeche ke baal katnewale ki dukan upar hai"
 

On first night, husband said 2 his wife: Look darling

On first night, husband said 2 his wife: "Look darling be4 marriage I had slept wit 10 girls" wife replied: Kundi mili hai to gunn to milega hi.
 
 
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