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Wat is d main reason for India losing in d World

Wat is d main reason for India losing in d World Cup? Mrs.Indira Gandhi How? coz she was d one who created Bangladesh!
 

Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)=? Think deeply Donno? Ans:

Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)=? Think deeply Donno? Ans: SUROOR! Tera(13)*tera(13)*tera(13)=SUROOR
 

2 birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of

2 birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other flew away.. why? Saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega??
 

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uthja yaar, up

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI, then u call and say me HI!
 

If U Love Someone, Just Dont Tell It . . . . . Bcoz

If U Love Someone, Just Dont Tell It . . . . . Bcoz iss mey us masoom ki kya galti hai, woh kyon sazaa bhugtey?
 

Most Innocent Dhamki: As d thief was leaving d house, D

Most Innocent Dhamki: As d thief was leaving d house, D kid woke up & sed 2 d Thief - 'Mera School Bag bhi lekar jao Varna, Main Mummy ko utha doonga.'
 

Plz dont read dis Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi

Plz dont read dis Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jisse hum darte hai wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai dekha ho gaya na TIME WASTE!
 

Aankho mey SHARAFAT chaal mey NAJAKAT dil mey

Aankho mey 'SHARAFAT' chaal mey 'NAJAKAT' dil mey 'SACHCHAI' aur chehre mey 'SAFAAI' Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko 'BHAI'
 

True Bravery: 2 arrive hme..fully drunk. A late night out

True Bravery: 2 arrive hme..fully drunk. A late night out & Mom waitin with Jhaadu & u ask: ' Hey Mom abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho? '..!!
 

Q: Which song wil a kid sing wen he starts goin 2 d

Q: Which song wil a kid sing wen he starts goin 2 d nursery? A: KG kiya re, KG kiya re!
 

Q: How do you make a flying cobra land? A: Just say

Q: How do you make a flying cobra land? A: Just say 'NAGA'LAND :-)
 

Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki

Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK!!
 

Santa traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While

Santa traveling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted 'Bombay..Bombay' Air hostess said "B silent"..Santa said "OK"..Ombay Ombay"
 

Santa: I hav come 2 ask 4 ur daughters hand in

Santa: I hav come 2 ask 4 ur daughters hand in marriage. Banta: Well, u will have 2 take the rest of her too or the deal is off!
 

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
 

If David Dhawan makes a film abt an Indian girl marrying a

If David Dhawan makes a film abt an Indian girl marrying a NewZeland cricketer, wat wud it b called? Kiwi no 1
 

What did the half eaten naan say? I wish I was a

what did the half eaten naan say? I wish I was a puri
 

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
 

When I was born SHAITAN said OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL

When I was born SHAITAN said "OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL ON EARTH." When U were born SHAITAN said, "OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
 

Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar

rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se, BHEN jaisa pyaar mile!
 

A beggar 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de...

A beggar 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de... Husband told his wife - De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!
 

Banta was busy removing a wheel frm his auto. A man

Banta was busy removing a wheel frm his auto. A man asks Banta why r u removing a wheel from ur auto. Banta: Cant u read the board, Parking only for 2 wheeler.
 
 
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