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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai? Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..
 

A New Proposal: Tu Pudine ki Chatni, main Paneer

A New Proposal: Tu Pudine ki Chatni, main Paneer Tikka. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur main tera MIKA..!!
 

Emotional Comedy: Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi, dil ko

Emotional Comedy: Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi, dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi.. par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise mey wo apna Husband saath layegi!
 

Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga, Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa

Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga, Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga. Hasi Di Bachon Wali Surat Di Bholi Bhali Mizaaz Diya Cool aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!
 

Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic

Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, sirf ek ke liye jagah hain, hazaroon ke liye nahin!
 

Exam shuru hote hi tension ka sama hota hai, ashi masoom

exam shuru hote hi tension ka sama hota hai, ashi masoom mein hi to pyarr jawa hota hai, likh nahi pate hai paper pe kuch bhi, yeh fashana to marksheet pe bayan hota hai.
 

Girls excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai

Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
 

Payal chhankati ayee thi?.. Payal chhankati chali

Payal chhankati ayee thi?.. Payal chhankati chali gayee, Main sindoor leke khada tha, Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee...
 

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba.. Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba.. Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!
 

"Please try to understand me.......don't

"Please try to understand me.......don't disturb me
more.........Leave me alone...U know last night I didn't
sleep thinking of U...
So don't play with my
LIFE....", Sardar tells to MOSQUITO
 

? its funny when people discuss over love

? its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage it is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself. ?
 

?.payal chankati ayee thi?.. ?.payal chankati

?.payal chankati ayee thi?.. ?.payal chankati chali gayee??????.??? ??????.main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
 

[The white dog was crossing the road one day and

[The white dog was crossing the road one day and the car hit it slighlty and the dog woke up and said "i nearly died like a dog".
 

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
 

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !
 

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
 

You?re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent

You?re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you?re becoming more like me everyday!
 

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
 

Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe

Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
 

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
 

You’d better not be a dayfly and not

You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
 

You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful

You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing
You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
 
 
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