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You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied,

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.
 

The only thing worse than being alone, is being

The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
 

Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with

Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
 

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend,

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
 

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
 

I get so emotional when your not around.. I

I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
 

How can I put this... forget I

How can I put this... forget I exist?
 

Have I told you latley how much I am in love

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
 
 
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