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2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda
 

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
 

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD RESULT:

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes:
 

I can forget a name, forget a game,

I can forget a name,
forget a game,
forget place,
forge time and space,
I can even forge myself but.......... forgetting You,
OH FORGET IT.
 

Worst thing in life...? Someone has tears

Worst thing in life...?
Someone has tears in eyes because of U.
And the best thing..?
Someone has tears in eyes for U...!!!
Feel the difference..!!:-)
 

MONEY?GIVES?U?TENSION,?

MONEY?GIVES?U?TENSION,?

MAKES?U?GREEDY,?

MAKES?UR?ENEMIES?

&?

MAKES?UR?LIFE?HELL,?

I?AM?UR?FRIEND?

I?CANT?SEE?U?IN?TROUBLE?

SO?

TRANSFER?UR?MONEY?TO?MY?

CELL?OR?ACCOUNT
 

HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI JAB AAP

HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY "SMS" HON...
 

Just 4 u.. I ve built a " Taj

Just 4 u..
I ve built a
" Taj Mahal "

(*) ,c (*)
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i:i .:::!!!!!!:::.i:i
i:i.ii..:"""""""":.ii.i:i
 

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
 

10_Tip$_for_a_Happier_Life 1. Dont

10_Tip$_for_a_Happier_Life


1. Dont love a girl


2. Dont love a girl


3. Dont love a girl


4. Dont love a girl


5. Dont love a girl


6. Dont love a girl


7. Dont love a girl


8. Dont love a girl


9. Dont love a girl


$croll Down

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10.Dont love a girl
 

? Count your garden by flowers, not fallen

? Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.
Count your life with smiles, not tears
& when your life has reached its autumn,
count your age by friends, not years.
 

I love you in the morning A$ $unbeam$ ki$s the

I love you in the morning
A$ $unbeam$ ki$s the earth
Night time $hadows give way
to a new day$ rebirth
Bird$ $oar acro$s the $ky
high on feathered wing$
Yes, I love you in the morning
My heart begin$ to sing..!
 

Do?u?know?PAKISTAN??means.....

Do?u?know?PAKISTAN??means.....No....Ok?i?m?goona?tell?u
P=Perfect
A=Aimtious
K=Kool
I=Islamic
S=Super
T=Talented
A=Able
N=Nation.........
4rm?HASAN.
 

Two?person?on?Death?Bed.?Ek?wo

Two?person?on?Death?Bed.?Ek?wo?jise?ap?PYAR?karte?ho?&?ek?wo?jo
Apko?PYAR?karta?ho,?and?U?can?save?only?ONE.Whom?would?u?like?to
save??(REPLY?WITH?REASON)reply
 

Im the best i can prove it i can c da tea in tea

im the best i can prove it i can c da tea in tea cup can u c the
world in world cup i can send my address 2 ur mobile can u send ur
mobile 2 my mobile
 

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita.....
 

1 $moking, 2 Drinking, 3 Drugz, 4

1 $moking,
2 Drinking,
3 Drugz,
4 Chole$trol,
5 Obe$ity,
6 Mutton,
7 Oily Food,
8 Ma$ala,
9 $tre$$
10 Pollution=HEART ATTACK
Matlab
DU$ Bahane kr k le Gi DiL...!!
 

PLz Pray For Me I just Got my MedicaL report My

PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL as Days r Passing i"m Becoming
More
CuTe, SMARTER & AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe...
 

Acha Bhala

Acha Bhala
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Mene!!!!!!!


<")|("> Gardan...
_/"_ Ura di salay ki
SMS nhi krta
tha..HuN!!!!!!!
 

I have the "I", I have the

I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E",...
$o pl$
can I have "U".....?
 

HI!CAN U DO ME A FAVOUR

HI!CAN U DO ME A FAVOUR PLZ.





IF U R NOT BUZY





IF IT DOESNOT TAKE MUCH OF UR TIME




CAN U PLZ





SMILE FOR ME :-)








THANKS!
 

Why Love Marriage is better than

Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged?
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B"coz "A known Devil is better than an unknown ghost ;)"
 
 
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