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Play the real "COUNTER

Play the real "COUNTER STRIKE":

For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all..
Just load your weapons, get on the streets & connect to the server
""MQM""

No police/rangers to attack or arrest u.
All cheat codes activated!!

This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.
 

Agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &

agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN
 

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
 

Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much? girl: 500

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
 

Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or

Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon ko aaj kal tv
se door rakhain kyun ke "MUSHARRAF" kisi bhi waqt vardi utar sakta
hai
 

Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi

Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath ,
Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath ,
Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath ,
Bus apne badal jatay
hain Waqt k sath.
 

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga arz kia

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
arz kia hai
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun,
"Burkhey" main nikal jaunga :D
 

Arz kia hai: Aag lagi huwi thi... Justice ki

Arz kia hai:
Aag lagi huwi thi...
Justice ki Phati hui thi,
Altaf ki hati hui thi..
Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,,
Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi hui thi.
 

Electoin 2008

Electoin 2008

Free Tips

* Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain...

* Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain

* Gand marwani ho tau PML N join ...

* Gand marni ho tauMMA ...

* Gand marwa k bori meain band hona ho tau MQM join...
&
ager
* Mutth per guzara kerna ho tau Tehreeq-e-insaaf join karein
 

Some men change their party for the sake of their

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
 

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
 

The flood of money that gushes into politics today

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
 

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
 

A good leader is a person who takes a little more

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
 

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
 

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.
 

I don"t make jokes. I just watch the

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
 

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
 

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
 

The more you read and observe about this Politics

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
 

Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a

Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.
 
 
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