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NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F

NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
 

I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If

I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
 

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
 

I don't love. I don't care. I just

I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
 

Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and

Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
 

Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in

Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
 

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
 

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
 
 
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