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You have the face of a saint...a

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
 

When are you really full of confidence?

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.
 

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
 

Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do

Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
 

You know when you are really too fat? When you

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
 

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
 

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
 

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
 

The more the merrier. The more women, the

The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier.
 

The more the merrier. The more women, the more

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
 

Some people die. Others become a

Some people die. Others become a teacher...
 

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
 

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
 

It is red and it taps on the window

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
 

If you did not have any feet, would you wear

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
 

If you are raped and you cannot defend

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
 

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
 

I wish you lots of itching and short

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
 

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
 

I like your style ... I like your class ... but

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
 

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
 

I am born this way, but what is your

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
 
 
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