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Xams are there, at the paper u stare;

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
 

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
 

There are six components of wellness: proper

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper
 

My nights are going sleepless, my days

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near
 

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny Cunningham
 

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
 

Kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the
 

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
 

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen
 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin
 

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
 

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.
Len Dawson
 

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
 

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: "Chanda

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
 

As long as learning is connected with earning,

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear,
 

A student who changes the course of history is

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
 
 
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