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1)Judge: Why did you hit your husband with

1)
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a
chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the
table."
2)

"What did one ghost say to
another?"
"Do you believe in
people?"
 

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b there.............

Girl goes at night and there was nobody there
 

Sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho.

sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho.
Putter : o papeji , mein pasina sukha raha hua
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bantasingh ke 12 beto mein sirf 1 hi alag dikhta hai. Bantasingh lagate time wife ko bola : sach bol ye alag dikhnewala kiska hai? Wife : ye hi to aap k
 

You will do foolish things, but do them with

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961
 

You can fool all the people some of the time,

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln
 

You are equal to sixty james bond!

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420
 

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
 

When things go wrong When sadness

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
 

When things go wrong When

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes
 

What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?

What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?


It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?

What is it?










A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
 

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb
 

Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose

Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
 

WARNING ! ! ! This is a

WARNING ! ! !


This is a VIRUS . . .


When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
 

Want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To

want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
 

U are a... B. I. T. C. H.

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*
 

U are a... B. I. T. C. H.

U are a...


B. I. T. C. H.


Beautiful


Intelligent


Talented


Cute


Horny


r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*
 

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..
 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers
 

The time since I have met u, i have realized

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
 

The STARS. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

the STARS.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Gin Liye ..?



Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.
 

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) in 'As You Like It'
 

The maple syrup's full of ants. A

The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I neve
 
 
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