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Friendship and Anti Friendship

When I think of the sea, I think of

when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
 

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex,

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
 

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
 

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
 

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
 

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
 

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
 

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
 

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
 

Friendships multiply joys and divide

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
 

Friendship is a sheltering tree. I

Friendship is a sheltering tree.
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
 

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
 

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
 

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
 

If I were to be anything in this world….

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
 
 
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