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You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure

You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.
 

Who agree like bell; they want nothing but

Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.
 

When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am

When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris.
 

What is similar to a woman's period?

What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.
 

You!... Off my

You!... Off my planet!
 

You will never find time for any thing. If you

You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.
 

Write injuries in dust, benefits in

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
 

Women's heart is soft but if it becomes

Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.
 

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
 

When you long for something, it means you love

When you long for something, it means you love it.
 

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
 

What you don't like happening to yourself,

What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
 

Well, this day was a total waste of

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
 

We weave a tangled web when we first practise to

We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.
 

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
 

Watch the sun rise atleast once a

Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
 

Undertake not what you cannot perform but be

Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.
 

Understand that friends come and go. But you

Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.
 

Troubles which are tackled instead of being

Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun
 

Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is

Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.
 

To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on

To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us
 

Though you are travelling on the right path, if

Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
 
 
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