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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

 

Dekhte nahi busy hoon

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!

 

Ek zid hamari

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

 

Enough about me how r u?

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

 

Ishq karo office wali se

Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

 

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

 

Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

 

Santa Clauss gift

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

 

Tum sa koi dushara

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

 

Vo reshmi baalo vali

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

 

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100%

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
 

I look at the moon the moon is

i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
 

The rain makes all things

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
 

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
 

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
 

If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
 

Three types to break mirror: 1.

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
 

Ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b

ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey.
 

God made daylight n called it the

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
 

I Want You To Be with Me In a

I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
 

Ur five

ur five qualities
    1--------
    2--------
3-----
   4-------
      5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
 

Its a test to check your capability of

It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
 
 
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