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?What"s?the?difference?be

?What"s?the?difference?between?Patiala?Peg?n?Patiala?Salwar?
Ek?chadti?jaldi?hai?aur?ek?utarti?jaldi?hai
 

Which?part?of?the?body?is?most

Which?part?of?the?body?is?most?sensitive?while?watching?adult
movies??Guess?
Ha?ha,?U?R?wrong.?It"s?ur?ears?to?make?sure?ki?koi?aa?to?nahin?raha.
 

A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her

A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight
its shows 58kg. she removes her sandle :56kg
then her jacket: 53kg
then dupatta: 52kg
then her coins got finish.
A baba in the que said" BIBI tum lagi raho coins bahut hain "
 

In?which?place?do?women"s

In?which?place?do?women"s?hair?grows?VERY?THICK?
and?VERY?CURLY????

ans:in?AFRICA
 

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
 

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him,

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, ?Dad, why do u keep telling people u?re dying of
AIDS??

Answer: ?So when I?m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
 

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
 

$M$

$M$ collection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>‏

Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
trouble$
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)


Wat a married man $ay# after years of marriage:-
My marriage i$ made of Tru$t & Under$tanding,
$he doe$n"t Tru$t me & I dont Under$tand her.

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
time,
700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?

$hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

1 - me$$age - received -
1 - cute - per$on - $ent - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - reading - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - angry -
1 - monkey - i$ - $till - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - di$ - m$g - to - anodr - monkey !


Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.

why do monkey$ love banana.... -
oop$ i am $o $orry ........ - that$ your per$onal matter!


I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u"
Hey! Don"t get excited, I love other alphabet$ too...v, w, x, y, z !


I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"$ becau$e Meneka Gandhi $ay$ "Love Animal$" !


VERY ... Cute, Gorgeou$, Geniu$, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in
Trillion$..
I think it$ enough abt ME, wht abut U....


The rain make$ all thing$ beautiful. The gra$$ & flower$ 2.
If rain make$ all thing$ beautiful why doe$n"t it rain on you?

to live a life v need brain$,reflexe$, luck,iq,knowledge
expre$$ion, perce ption,
n mental qualification. ....hat$ off to u,for managing without
them!!!


Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
$tupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
$tupid Man + $tupid Woman = Marriage !


Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Muke$h kai$a chal raha hai apna
reliance".
Muke$h: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik $e $unai nahi deta. call me on
my HUTCH mobile!"


Ikhtiyarre tabba$um ki lau ko tarranume numayi$h $e aghaa dena...
Jo i$ka matlab $amajh aaye to plea$e mujhe bhi bata dena.....


$incere Apology : If u dont like any of my $M$ n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont he$itate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.


What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$


doc chopra P$ychotherapi$t wanted the name board to be painted
infront of hi$ clinic ,
but our $ardar painted " Dr chopra P$ycho the rapi$t ".


When i open my eye$ every morning i pray to God
that everyone $hould have a friend like you....
Why should only i $uffer!!!


Ai$i do$ti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har $afar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi do$ti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein
mile
 

Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam key

Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
 

What can confuse an abnormal

what can confuse an abnormal person?




think....





think hard....






don"t know the answer???





ok!






Let me tell you







Its pineapple






confused?????







i knew you would be
 

1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U, U &

1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U,
U & Me laughing,
U & Me crying,

U & Me Dreaming,
U & Me holding on,
U & Me...
ju$t U & Me $itting in a MENTAL HO$PITAL & ME CHECKING U.
 

From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec, From birth

From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec,
From birth till my Death,
my feeling$ 4 u have never changed.
For me, you "ve alway$ been
...........a headache!
 

Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition, finding

Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition,
finding true love i$ a kife time mi$$ion..
Take my word, follow the indian tradition
& marry ur dad"$ Deci$ion !
 

It"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$

it"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$ ARRANGED- it"$ like
a$king $omeone, if $uicide i$ better or being murdered..
 

$aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man, but

$aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man,
but $he didn"t tell her $on becau$e..

"$AA$ BHI KABHI BAHU THI"
 

What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and

What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and MARRIAGE- in both ca$e you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata tu accha model milta"
 

Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a

Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a garden
}and saw an apple falling down to the ground.
At once the idea of LAW OF GRAVITY came to his mind.
I Wonder sala 23 saal tatti karda riha, oh kehra thaley
dig k upar nu mur-di si udo usda dimag kithe si....!!!
 

Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.

Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.
 

Wow! sexyyyyyyyyy.. / /( * )( *

wow! sexyyyyyyyyy..


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come on baby sex with me
ah....ah....ahhhhh
do fast chestyyyy
aaaahhhhhh.....
just do it baby........
i m waiting 4u.....

wow...!sweety ur chest....amooooahhhh
like footballlll

ohhhh...! my sexy baby
 

Sandaas K Pani mein Tairta Hoa

Sandaas K Pani mein Tairta Hoa Gooo....


Sandaaas K pani mein Tairta Hoa Goooooo....




Gooo Se yaad aya...



Abey kaisa Hai Tuuu....

 

Wife?bought?a?new?transparent?

Wife?bought?a?new?transparent?nighty?,?Wore?it?in?front?of?husband.
"?Ismein?tum?bahut?sexy?laag?rahi?ho?.?wife=?aapko?batane?ki
zaroorat?nai?hai?,?salesman?bhi?yehi?keh?raha?tha?
 

When?a?man?talks?dirty?to?a?wo

When?a?man?talks?dirty?to?a?woman,?it"s?sexual?harassment.?When?a
woman?talks?dirty?to?a?man,?it"s?16?rupees?per?minute.?With
international?call
 
 
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